I put these in my steplinks yesterday, but someone emailed them to me and they were too funny to not post. It’s some topless awkward looking kid who plays Harry Potter and a white horse. This shit is almost pornographic and is gayer than fucking bicycle shorts, but not gayer than DJ AM.I don’t know who the fuck coordinated this photoshoot, but I know I don’t want him babysitting my kids….or my dog for that matter…… That’s enough writing because everytime I see these pics I can’t stop laughing….they are too fucking weird.

I was planning on doing a panty raid at one of the local celebrity bloggers house but realized that it would be considered breaking and entering. Then I considered hiring a hot slut to follow him grocery shopping and try to seduce him while he bought his organic food but realized that it would cost me money and I have no money. Then I decided to send one of those 16 year old street kids who sucks dick for money to knock on his door and seduce him, I figure dude needs a blowjob….but realized that I can’t even afford street kids. I had another concept of renting a van some black thugs to kidnap him for a couple of days and make a stepTV episode out of it, then I realized I’d go to jail, so instead I stole his Dawson’s Creek DVD collection from his bag at the local coffee shop he works at. I watched it, because we do have a DVD player and this dialog is fucking killing me. The bitch just said “typical, intuitive insight”. No one talks like that, anywhere. I don’t know why he had this DVD box set, but it kinda explains alot about the site he runs, the way he talks and the reason he’s almost 30 and a virgin….

Speaking of Virgins, here are some pics of …. Sienna Miller Rockin No Pants Like She was In an American Apparel Ad, Or Rockin a LastNightsParty Gallery, or sucking Mark from TheCobraSnakes Dick for Polaroids….This bitch knows style…I love her. I am kinda bias though, I also had a pantyhose fetish until my fat wife got so fat that all her sweat pants stretched out so much that they looked like pantyhose, another reason why my penis is broken.

These are some recent pics of Tara Reid and by recent I mean 2 days old because the dude who emailed them into me wrote that they were taken 2 days ago, that doesn’t mean he’s right, because if he reads this site, then he is probably a fucking retard or a girl who got molested by her stepfather searching google for support groups.

I love what the plastic surgeon has done to this bitch. He’s proved to the world that no matter how much you drink, how much coke you huff up your knows, and how many dudes bust all over your drunken college fratboy lifestyle, you can clean yourself up pretty easily, all you need is about 100,000 dollars.

I am thinking that these pics get me excited for this disaster of a person because I was always into her. I liked that she got really fucking drunk and made me feel like I was not alone in this cave called alcoholism, but even before she was a drunken cokeslut, she was in American Pie and I wanted to slam her as much as I wanted to slam the exchange student while the redhead watched and diddled herself, only cuz I’ve never seen firecrotch in person and I thought it added a hot dimension to my fantasy….

I am thinking that she probably doesn’t even look all that good and that my hormones are raging, since I haven’t been able to bust a load in over 2 years….

The most likely reason as to why I am digging this girl is because compared to my wife, a sack of shit and broken class would be a better fuck than her massive vagina….

Either way, here are the pics….

I am not really up to date on the Nip Slip thing because I am too busy watching the wall. I have no idea if I have ever posted these before because I have no fucking memory. I just go through the motions of like. I am the type of guy you need to be introduced to 20 times before I kinda remember you and the type of guy who anywhere I go I think I recognize random people. Whenever I watch movies, I always think I recognize the actors in it, and I am always wrong, so coming here for fresh content is really no something you should do. I am sure I have seen these pictures before, but all see through shirts look the fucking same. So do all washed up 40 year old blond actresses.

Either way, this cocksucker didn’t get the email that I am never on time…because this is what he wrote me:

goddamnit jesus. months ago i emailed you, with a link to my blog. it was leaps and bounds a better blog than your repetitive shit. yet despite the fact that i’m a mexican look-a-like, and you are a legit mexican, you still refused to link to my blog. clearly a bullshit move, but i still kept reading your blatantly homosexual blog. anyway, i checked out your steplinks of the day and you had that article about the wrestling team with herpes. i know you admit that the shit you post is older than your mom, who i’ve got on the floor sucking my dick, but seriously? really? really?? that story is fucking old. i’m talking mid december old. i heard about it a couple of days before the story hit the news, because my little cousin goes there, but either way, that shit is old. and i’ll save you the trouble of making some lame joke…yes, my cousin has herpes. he got it from your fat whore wife. i don’t write on my blog anymore, because unlike you i do something with my life and don’t have time for it anymore, but you should link to it anyway, you lazy mexican fuck, because the shit i did write, even if its older than your sorry atempts at humor, is better than anything you’ve got on your site.

not as fat, or as mexican as you,

My response is that I have no fucking idea what this fucker is talking about. I link what is convenient to link like sites sending me traffic and shit people email in and shit I find. I am not here to promote some cocksuckers blog. Based on his writing, his jokes are weak, standard and played the fuck out. I never said I was funny, I never tried to be funny, if you find this site funny, you are laughing at me and not with me.

That’s ok, because I am laughing at Nicollette Sheridan for banging Michael Bolton, he’s gayer than bicycle shorts but not as gay as DJ AM.

I got this email today:

I love your site. You have a similar fun sick sense of humor like me. One difference I’m gay. Hope your ok with that if not well..whatever. None the less I have sent this link to all my gay and str8 friends. Keep up the good work.

A Fan

I wanted to say that even though I post homophobic shit this guys still sees the humor in the site. I wish some of the Jewish and Black hate mail that I get were from people as open-minded as this poofter. It’s all about not taking life so fucking seriously. I don’t mind getting the hate mail because it means people are reading, I am just pointing out that it’s all jokes motherfuckers. I’d also like to say that I guess that means I have about 16 readers now.

I am watching American Idol because I only have one channel and I haven’t laughed yet. I think this show has peaked and is going to slowly fall into its grave like Myspace.

That’s the story I heard. Tell your friends.

Speaking for gay, can any of you get me tickets to Justin Timberlake in Montreal Wednesday night, my stepdaughters want to go and I have this fantasy that you are actaully hooked up and not a virgin brushing your mom’s hair while watching Everybody Loves Raymond reruns. If you are record label exec and you’d love me enough to hook my girls up – Email Me I know I am wrong, but it’s worth asking.

Here are my links….

One of my readers emailed me saying that he worked for a big shoe company and that if I sent enough people to his myspace page, he’d consider advertising with me.

Now I don’t have a site that big shoe companies like advertising on, so if I get you to help me out and make them consider giving me money to produce this shit on the next level then we’ll all be happy. So I am hoping that you add him as a friend and send him a myspace message saying:

You may not be a hot myspace chick showing off your tits. You may not be a rippling muscled myspace jock acting gayer than bicycle shorts. You are a guy with an ad budget and I have a friend who doesn’t have shoes who needs your money. His name is Jesus Martinez and he runs DrunkenStepfather.com. Advertise with him.

With Love,
Jesus Martinez Fan of the Day
Cuddles…..

I know you know that I’ve been keeping on top of this Pair Hilton bullshit and lucky for you one of my readers sent in a link to all of her documents. I haven’t gone through them all yet, but I am pretty sure there are some amazing things like the phone conversation with some bitch named Nicole Lenz about how they were fucking the same guy and how Paris has a stinky box, one of her demo songs, and 200 pages of her phone book.

Here’s a list of what’s included:

1. Phone book pg 1-60
2. Phone book pg 60-110
3. Phone book pg 111-175
4. Audio Tapes:
5. An Awful Song by Paris.
6. Paris records her conversation with Nicole Lenz about smelly pussy.
7. Paris records her voice mails.
8. Paris records her very first professional voice lesson – Side 1.
9. Side 2 of voice lesson tape.
10. Paris’ ID’s.”

Celebrity waste of space who fucks all day and parties all night, seems like the life, but I just find it empty. I am not a fucking philosopher or a psychiatrist, but these people seem to have no fucking soul and little kids everywhere are wanting to be like them. The positive in all this is that more and more girls are going to end up naked on the internet, the negative is that herpes is going to become a fashion accessory, like you’re not going to be cool unless you’re high on valtrex and pimply in your box…

Thanks Paris. If you find anything good, send it my way. Cuddles.

Game went to a party at Jamie Fox’s and Vida Guerra was there and two minutes after meeting her he’s finger-banging her in a room filled with people. I am not that surprised, he’s a rapper and by rapping he’s got obligations to molest girls who are the covers of magazines and by molest I mean act on some of the pussy being thrown his way. He talks about how he’s got 2 fingers in her and how he rocks the clit and how he smelled her goods….
The good thing about all this is that he just don’t give a fuck and tells all, because fingering her is like winning a Grammy to him, so he wants the world to know.

I guess there’s no commentary needed, this story is awesome, it’s the reason we all want to be famous and I’d like the thank Joe Bravo for sending it in!

I posted about this Actor from Paraguay’s personal half naked pics a few months ago, if you want to see them, click HERE .

The reality of all this is that whether she is famous there or not, she’s nothing to people who read the site so seeing her hot personal pics is no different than logging onto your favorite porn site and making love to yourself to any of the random models you find. Her celebrity, although big in Paraguay is non existent to you, so you don’t give a fuck about her.

I don’t discriminate. I like girls who take pictures of themselves half naked, and as long as they are half naked, they are worth posting. My whole theory is that if they need that extra internet boost of fame, I have no problem making them famous, even if it’s only to my 5 readers. I don’t know where I am going with this but it’s definitely not getting my point across. It is 6 am and I drank tequila, I am typing this with one eye shut, because when I open both eyes all I see is doubles. Maybe this is the stroke I’ve been expecting. Years of hard living all leaves me wondering when the body is going to shut down. Since I’m like a cockroach, I can only assume never.

Here’s some Paola Maltese….

Some Photoshoot Pics…

I got this email from a Gay Celebrity Blogger who is in love with another Gay Celebrity Blogger and they are in Gay Celebrity Blogger love…

What was even better was when you grabbed the video from MollyGood without credit ..

I’d like to address this for all of you to read:

Dear Pink is the New Blog’s Pink Asshole to Fuck,

In the event you haven’t realized celebrity blogging is all about stealing content from paparazzi agencies, storage containers and other picture sources that we don’t always credit. If this video was on MollyGood, I wasn’t aware, I found it on a message board and that is why you weren’t credited, I also didn’t watch the video but it seems it says “MOLLY GOOD EXCLUSIVE IN IT” so you’re getting all the credit you’re site deserves, but obviously that’s not enough for you.

I have linked your Molly Good site when Molly Good was writing it and you never linked back to me. You are a rip off artist with your traffic. You TAKE TAKE TAKE and FUCKING TAKE and never give back until something like this happens and you WHINE like it’s the fucking Holocaust all over again, and Hitler just ripped out your gold tooth. It’s all about giving sometimes too.

I’d love for you to suck my dick. I am sure You’d LOVE it too….except for the wash that would show up 6-8 weeks later.

You’re not getting credit on this stolen video. Asshole.

With Love,

Jesus Martinez
DrunkenStepfather.com

The point is that I never visit celebrity blogs, and if I don’t get emailed to link someone, I don’t. To accuse me of ripping anything off when we’re all a bunch of rip off artists is like calling the dude with a dick in his man pussy a Homo.

I’d like to say that the person in question was pretty nice about everything after I wrote this and we’ve sorted this whole mess out, but I still wanted to post my reaction cuz it’s funny