There isn’t much better than a sweaty crackhead doing some kind of arch thing with her back while hugging her boyfriend. In these pictures, that crackhead is Fergie and the sweaty arch thing would get me hard provided I was capable.

It reminds me of my night at the stripper where I saw a 20 pound overweight girl who must have been classically trained in ballet doing the splits all kind. I know fat people and without any training there would be no way bitch could move like that.I also saw three dudes walk out of the bathroom stall together, I can only assume ripping lines to help give them the courage needed to ask a stripper for a lap dance, because it’s not like it’s not her fucking job and getting a lap dance is a lot like ordering a big mac at McDonalds. It also reminds me of the stripper with cement feet would couldn’t get more that 8 inches off the ground on the pole, I am not a stripper coach but I should be, and this bitch was moving like she strapped down to the stage….the highlight was when an older mother hen stripper was on the side of the stage guiding cement feet to drop her top and flash her box….I guess all this is to say that Fergie dances like she’s professionally trained, does drugs like she’s trying to muster up the courage to get a lap dance and is a lot like a dancing monkey with people lookin over her telling her what to do and when to flash her pussy like the new stripper with cement….if none of that makes sense, it’s cool, I am sure you aren’t even reading…..don’t worry, either am I, Asshole.

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