I know you know that I’ve been keeping on top of this Pair Hilton bullshit and lucky for you one of my readers sent in a link to all of her documents. I haven’t gone through them all yet, but I am pretty sure there are some amazing things like the phone conversation with some bitch named Nicole Lenz about how they were fucking the same guy and how Paris has a stinky box, one of her demo songs, and 200 pages of her phone book.

Here’s a list of what’s included:

1. Phone book pg 1-60
2. Phone book pg 60-110
3. Phone book pg 111-175
4. Audio Tapes:
5. An Awful Song by Paris.
6. Paris records her conversation with Nicole Lenz about smelly pussy.
7. Paris records her voice mails.
8. Paris records her very first professional voice lesson – Side 1.
9. Side 2 of voice lesson tape.
10. Paris’ ID’s.”

Celebrity waste of space who fucks all day and parties all night, seems like the life, but I just find it empty. I am not a fucking philosopher or a psychiatrist, but these people seem to have no fucking soul and little kids everywhere are wanting to be like them. The positive in all this is that more and more girls are going to end up naked on the internet, the negative is that herpes is going to become a fashion accessory, like you’re not going to be cool unless you’re high on valtrex and pimply in your box…

Thanks Paris. If you find anything good, send it my way. Cuddles.

Demo Song:
GO

Phone Conversation About Her Box Stinking:
GO

Answering Machine Messages:
GO

Download All the Paris Documents
GO

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