I was told not to post this because it was boring. I was told that it’s not worth watching. I realize that a huge part of running this site is posting boring things that aren’t worth watching so here it is.

This video was shot in outside a bar by stepSTEVE and his friends before stepSTEVE was the celebrity rockstar in a band that he is today. I asked him if he was cool with me posting it and he told me he didn’t have enough time to watch it cuz he was going to the gym….I guess he’s getting in shape for his tour. So this is me, bringing back stepTV. Cuddles.

This is a 20 minute video of Paris Hilton in Ibiza from the Paris Exposed Scandal and below you will find a truck load of pictures….This is the list:

70 images leaked from Paris Hilton with shocking pictures, letters and more!

Paris & Her pipes, weed, coke & shrooms
Paris loading up the pipe
Paris high as a kite, trying to eat her hand
Paris high with gorgeous hair
Paris filming herself while shes got the munchies, more of that sexxiez hair
Paris getting high again
Paris is still getting high and higher
Paris is officially high
Nicole Richie eating coke off of a plate
Nicoles coke plate
Paris and Jasons shrooms galore
More of Jason and Paris shrooms
Paris and pipeParis getting high with a joint

Personal Pictures
Paris half naked getting out of a tanning bed
Paris modeling pix
Paris being kissed by some guy
Paris taking a pix of herself
Paris and some guy
Nicole, some chick and Nicky
The attack of the wonky eye & ugly guy
Nicoles cooter, kinda

Misc. Documents
Request for shoes for a photoshoot
Paris’s schedule
Notes about Nick Carter, LAPD and Tara Ried
Interview questions for Paris & Nicky
Paris’s Ohio fake ID
Notes for a fake ID
Nicole Richies Arizona University ID
A card to Paris from Nick
A letter from Paris to Nick

Personal Misc. Photos
Paris mooning you
Paris & Nick Carter
Paris, Nicky, Nicole & some other bitches
Paris, Nicky & Nicole
Nicole & Paris, as kids
Paris & Nicole photobooth
Kim Stewart, Someone, Nicky & Nicole
Nicole & Paris
Nicole with tall chick
Paris & Nicole in a urinal
Brian, Nicole, someone
Nicole & people
Nicole’s ass
Nicole
Nicole, Nicky & Paris
Nicole, Michael Jackson, Paris
Nicky & Nicole
Paris, Tara, Nicky & Nicole
Paris & Nicole with some dudes
Nicole crying in a chair
Nicky & Paris pose with a crying Nicole
Cisco Adler, butt ass naked, NSFW, PENIS!
Paris & Amanda Lepore, NSFW, PUSS!
Paris getting it in the butt
Paris & Nicole making out! OMG!
Nicole is a pyro
Simple Life Photos
Paris & Nicole working on “The Simple Life” 1
Paris & Nicole Working on “The Simple Life” 2
Paris, Nicole & guys from “The Simple Life”
Paris & Nicole, The Simple Life premiere

Paris & her drugs, again!…
Paris, some guy rolling a joint
Paris, Playboy bitches & a bong
Paris getting high in an elevator
Drug notes from Amsterdam
Paris & Chad Muska stoned out of their small minds
Paris’s drugs
Guy on yacht covered in coke, not baby powder
Coke man 1
Coke man 2
Coke man 3

There is no way that I am not going to be getting sued for posting this shit. I am convinced that her lawyers are reading this before you are and that’s okay, I figure I need the publicity and since I am not worth shit, the lawsuit will bring me nothing but good. I thought this shit was staged but when I start seeing naked pics of other celebs surface and people doing mass amounts of drugs, I can only believe that it’s just rich kids living in excess and Paris being negligent with her shit cuz she’s too busy looking at herself in the mirror.

I guess the fact that they are this rich makes them untouchable and no matter how lame they are, little girls everywhere are eating this up and wishing they could be like this useless slag for a day….So the point of all this is to say that their lives are probably more fun than yours but I am happy I am not them because there is nothing remotely cool about them or what they are doing….and being cool is cooler than being rich. Too bad you’ll never experience either…

The person who sent this in forget to describe the box in 10 Words or Less, which is a huge part of this feature. But based on her art work she’s too fucking new age for words, she would rather speak in shapes. Wait a minute, I just realized there’s writing on this drawing. Who’s the idiot now….

She also said that I was a misogynist, which is rude because I love women, I just live with 3 in a one room apartment and it’s a little much sometimes. I hate feminists who hate on my like I was a black guy moving into their suburban neighborhood , the fact that I have this feature is a way to celebrate the vagina as art and not as an object to fuck….which is what I tell you to get you to send it nude pics. I’m good like that…. this may be broken english, but it’s almost 6 am and I should probably post celebrity content, it’s what you’re here for. Asshole.

I should do sit-ups. Then people will like me. My washboard abs and thick legs will make you want to be my friend and will make girls want to eat out my ass like I was Brooke Hogan. That’s the attitude she had and look at her now. She cut the ice cream out of her diet and cut the rippling muscles on her back, trying to be a sex symbol all while looking more and more like her dad. It’s working, because she may not have style, personality or talent…but she’s got her dad’s trashy genes and a set of his Hulkamania workout shorts and that’s all that matters to you.

Let’s face the facts here, Hulk Hogan was your first gay experience. Watching his oiled body and his rippling muscles when you were a kid was probably the gayest thing you’ve ever done in your life….watching him take hit after hit while walking away a hero…putting Macho Man Randy Savage and Andre the Giant to shame while wearing smaller panties than your mom…..Speaking of Andre the Giant, how fucking tall this this bitch….

I don’t get many emails. Other blogs hate me. Which is okay because I hate them. Then one day someone emailed me from a blog calling herself Andria Jolie and I got annoyed. I figure the world has one celebrity blogger who ripped off a celebrity’s name, why do we need another one. I said that I was going to be legally change my name to Lionel Lohan so that I can get readers too. Anyway, she started commenting on this site and emailing me stories to post and shit like that and I didn’t really bother with her. From my experience most girls on the internet are ugly and most girls on the internet long enough to blog, are faggots who think they are 16 year old girls or have obesity issues or are stay at home mom’s. I think there may have been one or two bull dykes too, but no one really pays attention to them. Andria Jolie wrote me saying that people aren’t linking her because she’s not gay. I told her that I would link her if she was hot enough to have sex with. She sent in these pics. She is the brunette. She’s hot enough to have sex with. I lost the bet. So now I have to link her. Unfortunately I can’t ejaculate in her, but that’s a whole other impotency story that you’ve heard too many times. That just goes to show you that looks go along way with me. I am a superficial asshole and I just made you famous, bitch.

If you’re a hot blogger send in pics and I’ll make you famous…bitch.

Bonus – Lookin’ Good Sweetheart

I hate that I think my site is the best site on the internet but it is. I have nothing more to say about that.

I went to a car show today and say Jewish dudes complain about wanting to see cars he can buy in the custom car area while dirty french people were taking family portraits with the custom cars for 20 dollars each. A kid feel off the escalator when I was there and died. He was 17. RIP.

Speaking of dying, here are some links to get you through this lonely friday night. Cuddles….

Rachel Hunter in a Bikini is something I hold close to my heart. In 1989 she was in a Sports Illustrated 20th Anniversary special and was one of the girls who rocked a sheer bathing suit. This was a time before porn was as available as it is today and I was about 20 at the time and stole it from my Neighbor. I think that video saw more of my seed than my wife ever has….It was a different era.

Speaking of seed, Rachel Hunter was married to Rod Stewart, she filled his tall blonde model of a woman mold that he seems to live by, and he filled her with his seed. I have a specific type of woman too, and that’s one who has genitals, or anything that can double as a vagina, but I have no standards…..

Speaking of no standards, this bitch may be washed up, but I’d still giver he a piece of my massive flacid peen and by massive I mean buried in my cardiovascular disease candidate of a gut.

The positive in all this is that she looks nothing like his daughter who looks like her face was run over by daddy’s Bentley in between ripping lines of supermodel pussies and writing shitty music.

This post may or may not sound like every other post I’ve written, but I don’t have enough brain capacity to try to come up with funny on a daily basis….

Here are the pics….

Here is Victoria Silvstedt Getting a Lap Dance, I am sure these are almost as old as her breast implants.

I have been doing this site for 2 years and there was only one time that I almost got sued and that was when this Victoria Silvstedt Slut was getting eaten out by her billionaire boyfriend in public…Her boyfriend was a solid 4 foot 10 and was obviously dating her for her personality and not for her retardedly fake tits. That said she continues her non-stop classy life by getting a lap dance at some stripclub. I spend enough time in stripclubs to tell you that this lap dance fucking sucks but what doesn’t suck was what I wrote about Silvstedt when her lawyer asked me to never slander her again….

This is me quoting myself…

Victoria Silvstedt is an angel sprung onto us from heaven. Her class, breed and work ethic are things we should alla admire. Victoria Silvstedt is a natural beauty that few women can compete with and few men come close to. She is a talent in her craft and all these factors combined make her the stepWOMAN of the year. If Victoria Silvstedt was a painting, she would be a Dogs Playing Poker. If she was a song, she would be “Meatloaf – I would do anything for love”. If she was an alcoholic beverage, she would be sparkling wine. If she was a flower, she would be one freshly picked off a grave after a funeral. If she was a disease, she’d be Pancreatic Cancer, the expensive kind. If she was a car she’d be a Volvo, because she is Swedish and a Safe bet. If she was something you can buy at a drugstore, she’d be Depends. If she was a fruit, she’d be a Tomato. Either way, she is in my heart and I love her. We were almost sued by this glorious woman and her lawyer reads this site and asked me not to “slander” her anymore. This post was my first attempt at not slandering someone. How’d I do. Fuckers.

And here is me posting them there pics….Asshole.

Here are some Paris Hilton Bikini pictures because we haven’t seen enough of her the last 2 days. It’s nice to see her chillin on a beach when her nude videos were released yesterday.

These pictures may be old, but they aren’t as weak staged sex tapes. The Paris Hilton videos sucked. She had less personality in the videos this time around which isn’t saying much because the last time around she looked like the worst fuck ever. Even worse than the drunk girl who fell asleep while I was inside her, I finished anyway, because we do what we have to do to get by. I guess that’s why she released this shit. We got to see her naked and a naked paris is sometimes more interesting than Paris in a bikini, or Paris having an upskirt or nip slip…The ParisExposed site had so much traffic that it was the 700th most visited website on the internet and there is no way Paris isn’t making money off this..I always say celebs are machines and being a machine means that every little thing we see is planned….

I would have rather seen my neighbor’s sex tape. She’s about 25, Russian and always gets out of expensive cars. Since she lives in the same shitty building as me, so she’s obviously poor, drug addicted and turning tricks. The other day I saw her running down the hall screaming at some dude wearing her underwear, that was when I decided that I’d eat her rationed bread anyday, and by bread I mean vagina….

Point of the story is that you should be proud driving your 10 year old car, working your bullshit office job, spending your paycheck on paying bills, fucking ugly bitches if you ever muster up the courage to drop ROOFIES in their drink so they get too fucked up to say no, because at you did it yourself. It’s much more rewarding knowing that you aren’t living off a last name….at least that’s what you jealous cunts should be telling yourself….otherwise you’d have to accept that you wish you were a Hilton too…

Tonight is my last night in Sundance and I’ve had a great time chilling with useless celebs and watching useless movies. I am not really in Sundance because I can barely even afford to shit cuz of the cost of toilet paper but feel like that would be what would be going through my mind if I was.

I am sitting on my couch watching a Kevin Costner movie about swimming. My stepdaughter borrowed it from her gay friend. I haven’t seen much but Ashton Kutcher has his swim team’s initials tattooed on his arm. That is gayer than bicycle shorts. I’ve had my highest traffic day in a long time and it really doesn’t help me in anyway. The server is bugging out, It takes me an hour to post shit, I am going to get charged for going over my bandwidth limit and I haven’t sold a fucking stepSHIRT.

I should retire the site and start something more productive like being really lazy, which would be the same as the way I am today but without all the typing…

Here are your stepLINKS

DrunkenStepfather was featured on a “mainstream” site today which is a “huge” step for me. The site is banned in 80% of schools, offices and homes so getting noticed is harder for me than for the other shitty bloogers. Maybe one day this site will make me enough to buy a new skinny wife in Thailand, it’s the dream baby.

Watch the Video Here

Keep the publicity coming even though my server can’t handle the traffic. I am already addicted to the fame, I am going to top and that’s all I have to say about. that.

Here is a link to download a RAR file that has all 8 of the exposed videos in it. She’s naked in all of them, acting like a fool in all of them, making all of them worth watching…

Download the RAR file HERE (LINK IS DEAD, FILE IS BANNED FROM RAPIDSHARE)

Updated Links….

Paris in Bed 1
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Paris in Bed 2
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Paris in Bath 1
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Paris at the Computer
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New Pics from ParisExposed:

Courtney Love just got AIDs in the movie I just watched which is probably not far from the truth. Tom Cruise may have died of AIDs if he had followed his destiny which was being a poofter. Instead he sucked the shit up, artificially inseminated a girl 20 years younger than her and joined a cult. I am not here to judge the way a closet case lives his life but I am here to judge the way a girl who looked worth a round in Dawson’s Creek and the movie she was full naked in now has an upskirt that’s straight from the 1800s. I don’t know what kind of underwear this slag’s rockin, but I can only assume it’s a pair of boxer briefs, that way Tom can get hard for her and knock you up with baby number 2. In reality, I have a fat wife and can spot form fitting / shaping pantyhose from a mile away. When they made them in my wife’s size she squeezed her way into them and still looked fucking disgusting. The same can be said for this post pregnancy celebrity…

I am pretty out of touch and it is 5 am. I am drunk again and these are those pics…Asshole.

Dita Von Tease is disgusting.

Speaking of disgusting, I was at the strip club tonight and I seem to go there at least once a week because it’s cheap. The last 4 times that I have been there, I’ve seen this group of fat chicks in the audience. One week they just watched then the next week they mustered up the courage to stick a couple bucks in their mouths and lie and stage, but the fattest of the fat chicks was too scared and ran off pissed off that her friends were having all the fun and she was just fat…anyway tonight was her big break, she got on stage and laid back, belly stickin’ out during a stageshow and the stripper grabbed her money and the fat bitch was probably feeling sexy for the first time in her life, then the stripper walked away and the fat girl walked off stage probably thinking she could have used that 5 dollars on a box of donuts instead of embarrassing herself in front of a room full of people….but I guess since I am a nice guy, it’s ok for people to live their dreams even if their dreams are as small minded as being a stripper when they are probably too fat to wipe their asses….

Point of the story is that I don’t think Dita Von Tease deserves the love she gets, it’s like she was a fat girl with 5 dollars between her teeth, when in reality she’s just a pale bitch with saggy used up titties…Here are those pics…

These are some Uma Thurman Pics that I saw about a week ago, I am convinced they are old because let’s face it I am always late. I know I say this every fucking day and you fuckers must think this is groundhog day, but I’ve never seen the movie so it’s all new to me. The benefit of drinking yourself to a stupor allows for a nice break in the day. It also destroys your brain enough to forget what you’ve seen or posted…but for some reason I have a memory for the stupidest shit.

I was at the strip club with my lawyer again tonight and saw the same girls I see every week. One of them turned 18 a 2 months ago and was shy a month ago, now she’s friends with all the girl and rocks a lesbian show where she spits on her dancing partner’s cooch. Another one of them was in her late 20s and had huge tits she never pulled out because I am guessing her fresh c-section scar meant she was still breast feeding and she probably didn’t want to spray the crowd with her milk. Another one was about 60 lbs overweight and shoved an umbrella up her box and sucked it off to death metal, but the most interesting was the girl from a small town trying to make a name for herself in the “big” city. She told us about her peircings and about how she worked at the classiest club in her home town. She went into telling us the design of the stage didn’t work for her and she stood up and walked away with the thickest cankles I’ve ever seen….

Uma Thurman may not have cankles, but she’s a stripper to me and these are her pics.