This whole week has been about fetishes. People writing into me about how they like to get fucked in pantyhose, guys sending me video clips of teen dancing around in bikinis that I am sure they are sending to me because they jerk off to them not because they watch them because they like watching young girls have a good time. Other girls wrote in about older guy fetishes or banging d-list celebrities and DJs and as I discover the world’s sexual dysfunction or hyperactivity, I still hold the original website fetish closest to heart. Horny Lohan Wanker, my loyal reader who loves watching bitches smoke..this post is for you. She’s missing the red lipstick that you love, and her cigarette is hand rolled, but it still fucking counts. I can tell it’s not weed cuz the smoke’s not thick enough. You’re welcome.

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