Here are some more pictures from Hawaii with Drew Barrymore only now with Cameron Diaz. I like how both these bitches have just been dumped by their longtime boyfriends for younger tighter cunt. So they decide to run to Hawaii and run around the beach together like they were lesbian lovers. You know getting out of the hustle of LA for a romantic getaway. There is nothing better than being washed up with a friend who is equally washed up. What it really comes down to is if I wanted to see to busted old bitches in bikinis, I’d go to the geriatric aqua-robics class at the local Y…..

I remember when I was forced to do community service at an old folks home about 15 years ago. I was in charge of taking the old ladies out on walks. It was about as exciting as it sounds, the orderly I worked with used to also volunteer to wash them and change their diapers. I was always uncomfortable with that but for some reason these pictures remind me of walking on him in action….

For the record, I like how Cameron is waving to the camera. I can only assume she’s waving goodbye to her career and sex appeal….even though you’d totally slam her, but you’re a virgin and all vagina is good vagina in your sexually repressed world….It’s actually a pretty sad story, even sadder than Cameron and Drew….

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