I had a dream that a homeless dude ran up to me while I was having a nap in the park because he thought I was dying. I woke up with the sun in my eye and saw nothing but his muddy hand coming towards my chest to feel if my heart was beating. I don’t remember much else, but I think it’s a sign that homeless people are the new angle for this blog and instead of posting Kim Kardashian’s pussy, I am going to post homeless women’s pussies, and instead of celebrity nip slips, I am going to post squeegee chick nip slips, you know their little meth addicted nipples poking through their oversized shirts they found in a gutter that hang off their malnourished bodies. It would be a lot more interesting that the shit I post about now, so I think I had a revelation and now you are all part of it, admit it feels good to be part of something for the first time in your life….

Speaking of people a part of something, here is Lohan pretending to be part of the whole Oscar festivities by trying to outstage the award in her dress that’s brighter than the motherfucker. I guess she’s relevant to throw up in this revelation post because it won’t be long before she’s homeless and I’ll totally launch the sex tape, fuck I’ll even star in it as the dude who knock’s over her cup of change that leads her to her homeless man gangbang…

You may not know what I am talking about, but either do I, so we’re ok. But I do know that all those mirrors make me want to rip lines off every part of her fat body. I feel like I am more into her in the same way a farmer is more into his prize pumpkin or his plumpest turkey during thanksgiving…a fat lohan is good for business, provided I actually had a business and not a hackjob of a site…here are the pics, stop reading this now…

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