I am – Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen in Paris of the Day
I am listening to french rap in honor of these sluts. They are in France right now because it is Fashion Week. It’s just an example of the luxury being a little rich kid offers. I remember a couple of months ago this high end stripper came to town for a special show, I don’t remember what her name was but the show cost about 10 dollars to see and I couldn’t pull it off because I am poor. It was just down the street from where I am living so you can imagine how pissed off I was when I saw these whores galavanting around the world like they are important or some shit.
On a side note, I read that they made 40,000,000 dollars this year, that’s a lot of shitty quality K-Mart smut peddling to tween girls…I tried peddling smut at K-Mart years ago, but it just got me arrested.
You’d think that having 40,000,000 dollars, would give you the luxury of buying a pair of pantyhose that doesn’t make you look like a streeth whore, but reality is that looking like a beaten down street whore is sexy and if I had 40,000,000 dollars, I would still rock my soiled sweatpants, they are pretty much a part of me. Literally. (admit you love literally jokes)
On another sidenote, I remember a time when these cunts were underage and every motherfucker except for me were all up on their shit counting the days down to legality, like they really had a chance to ever stuff them like a turkey. Either way, I never quite understood that fantasy, there are way hotter underage girls who are poor and have daddy issues who would totally let you tell them what to do and let you do whatever you want to them. Rich girls are too hard to deal with, aim lower motherfucker.
