I know you are balding. I know you are a virgin. I know that your sexual history involves a college girl you accidentally woke up next to after accidentally being invited to the frat party because one of the jocks thought you looked like a treasure troll and even that night you came yourself from just the thought of being in bed with a girl….but at least you have the internet and thanks to the internet you have me to bring you such stepTV classics as Drunk Girl Showing you her Tits of the day to remind you of how easy sluts are to manipulate…I know calling my video that 5 people will actually watch a classic is a bold things to say, but I figure if I believe it, so will you….

Take that advice out with you next time you go out…tell yourself that today is your day, 30 and obese, balding and sexually insecure and inexperienced or not, if you believe you’re a fucking star, so will some drunk bitch, and if she doesn’t invest in roofies, cuz it’s not date rape if you never know her name….that’s what my granny always told me, h wait she actually said you can’t rape the willing and someone passed out can’t say know so you can get off on a technicality.

Is it illegal to tell you how to make rape jokes? To prevent a lawsuit like I was Judas Priest, I don’t actually think you should rape a bitch, just get her to flash you her tits and put her on the internet.

Well this post was a waste of fucking time…at least I am not the one reading it. Asshole.

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