I don’t know who this bitch is, but look at her bikini line, it’s all kinds of stubbly goodness that i just want to rub up against my face and land a rash, because my heath issues aren’t irritating enough as is when I think I have to fart and next thing you know I am changing my fucking socks, provided I am not too lazy, it’s a liver issue.

The whole point of this post was going to be about how I find bush fucking cool, not my wife’s bush because she hasn’t trimmed since I met her, which doesn’t really matter because her gut hangs over it and I like to pretend she doesn’t even have a cunt, but that’s not where I am going with this…. I wanted to say that a fully bald vagina is too easy to maintain, all a bitch has to do is bic the shit like she was a 25 year old frat boy with male pattern baldness hoping girls don’t realize or Howie Mandell. If bitch rocks a landing strip, she’s a little more porno star and I can deal with that more than I can with a fully bald pussy, because it takes maintenance and work. If bitch gets it done at the Asian bikini wax place down the street, she’s just doing what all her friends are doing or what she thinks guys really want, and there’s nothing sexy about that. I am looking for a girl with a full bush that I can run my fingers through, that blows in the cool autumn breeze, that has a mind of it’s own, that can house crabs because crabs are a dying STD and lots of fun if you’re into having little itchy friends…

I think that if a bitch I’ve never heard of puts on a bikini with stubble like that exposed, you can be pretty convinced that behind those bikini bottoms she’s rockin’ a bush I want to see.

I think I am rambling on about nothing, it happens.

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