I have a cold and when I am sick I sometimes feel delusional. Yesterday, I had the hardest time thinking straight, I couldn’t even focus my eyes on anything, everything was just a congested feverish blur. I still feel like fucking shit today and I can’t think of all the great things I wanted to write about because this virus kicked me on my fucking ass. At least I can always daydream….I have recently been daydreaming about starting a drunkenstepfather bowling league or horrible bowlers, so if you are interested we can set one up in your home town too. In planning this huge stepPROJECT, I have been going to the bowling alley to scope out talent. The thing I love about the bowling alley is that it is the best place to find a wife. These bitches may not be the prettiest thing out there, but at least they know how to have a good time. So when I get down and lonely, I like to daydream about the woman who was too busy eating pizza to serve me, but stole my heart none the less to get me through the day….

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