Someone told me that I am not funny anymore and that the site isn’t what it used to be. I don’t really know what that means because I am too lazy to read the shit I used to write and I never really thought this site was all that funny. I tell people I write comedy because it’s better than telling people I rock a blog and the reality is that any social observation can be considered comedy even if it doesn’t make anyone laugh….

I think the reason this bitch said that was because I asked her for nudes, she’s 27 and was like “I am too old for that, noodz are for 17 year olds” or some shit, so I land on her myspace and it is flashier and more high tech than then girls I met when I did a guest presentation at my stepdaughter’s school about running a website, they were 14. So I asked her what the double standard was, why tell me that you don’t do nudes cuz you aren’t 17, while rocking myspace like you are and that’s when she said I wasn’t funny.

I guess you’d be more interested in hearing about how hot the 14 year olds I met at my stepdaughter’s school are, but I am all fucked up and sick today, so I’ll just post pics of Lohan with a little bra action, it seems like everyone’s doing it. In the celebrity blogging world, they get excited over bra’s, nipples, sex tapes, and vagina slips…I came across one today that had a whole post analyzing her outfit and whether she’d be wearing the same shirt if she wasn’t wearing a bra because then it’d be a boob flash or some shit. I am hoping he’s doing it for search engines, otherwise he’s just advertising to the world that he’s a total fucking virgin….which by default, having a celebrity site pretty much already does….because guys who get pussy aren’t out cropping pics of Lohan’s bra, they are out getting pussy…you get it?

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