These pictures are to remind you that lookin at this girl in a sexual way is kinda sleazy. She’s just a normal girl, doing normal things on set, like playing with the other kids. Pics of her simulating some lesbian shit made their rounds yesterday and figured this was a decent way to bring it all down a notch by making you feel guilty for jerking off to her….

I was talking to a girl about how I want to lose weight and get a bigger penis, she told me that it’s pretty much too late for me to start now and that dreams of porn dick are pretty useless considering nothing out there is proven to work. I don’t actually get hard anymore, like I tell you all the time, but there was a time that lasting relationships never happened for me, I used to think it was because the girls were hookers and just wanted my 50 dollars, but now I realize if I had a stacked dick, maybe they would have turned a few tricks for free, you know cuz they loved it so much.

I figured the best advice for you, since you have a small penis, is to find a girl with a shallow g-spot, one of those bitches with an abnormal vagina that can’t take much more than a pinky. Since that’s hard, you can just run after a girl who is about 4 ft tall, I’m talking midgets, then maybe you’ll fill her up to her belly button like you always wished you could.

That’s pretty much all I have to say about that and remember you’re the one reading this, meaning the issue isn’t with what I write about, it’s with you taking the time to really take in the shit I say. It’s all pretty embarrassing for you.

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