Big tits are a perfect distraction from a stupid dress that has plastic windows sewn onto it. I remember when I used to work at a marina and part of my job was zipping on the canvas roofs during rainstorms and the shit had windows made out of the same material. I guess the truth is that this bitch is thick enough to be a boat, and her tits are what makes her float.

Sometimes I think that tits are my enemy, they distract me from realizing a bitch is busted because I am too busy focusing on them bounce. Since I haven’t had a boner in a long time, it doesn’t leave me waking up the next morning in bed with a monster, but I know that tits have the power to do that to me.

Either way, Jennifer Tilly has some big ol’ tits that you can look at this glorious Monday.

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