I am only posting this because her tits are like a fucking science experiment. I feel like watching her tits is like watching Bill Nye the Science Guy make a fucking volcano with Baking Soda and Vinegar…It’s like how many times can you slaughter your tits and fill them up with goop, only to take the goop out and then put 4 times the amount of goop back in before your tits fall off or some shit. In all honesty, lookin at these pics makes me wonder how bitch sill has fucking nipples…

I used to hang out with a couple of whores who had been strippers in the 80s, this was in the late 90s and they were pretty washed up and old and had no where to go but the streets. I guess that’s where addiction takes you, because stripping doesn’t come with a retirement package. Anyway, these girls were career strippers and had the biggest set of fake tits your lap dance money could buy. Either way, one of them had an exploded implant that left her pretty much mutilated and in extreme pain all the time and only her crack could control it. I totally banged her because she would charge a discount price I could afford, but it turned me off of fake tits for life and looking at Pamela Anderson just makes me think of that thing I used to pay to suck on….

Either way, my life is pretty boring now, so I’ve got an idea of a science experiment on my own and that is to see if a mother fucker can get hepatitis from sucking the goop out of a bitch’s tit….not that I don’t already have hepatitis but I’ll pretend she gave it to me and that’s how I will make my millions as long as you promise not to tell anyone?

Bonus – A Few More Pics of Pam in a White Shirt….

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