I used to think I was a great judge of who had fake tits and who didn’t, but the fake tits I was spotting were the shitty jobs that bitches with no money would get or the insane jobs that bitches with some money would get to make more money in their stripping careers. I am talking girls with implants would either look like they had disgusting round and uneven awkward looking botched tits or absurdly HUGE tits that were so obviously fake. So now that I realize that I am not a great judge of anything, I can say that I have no idea if Kellie Pickler got new tits or not, but she’s showing something off that I am sure you don’t mind looking at, because you are unemployed or on disability or on welfare, because this site is banned in offices internationally. That’s how good at blogging I am….

The thing I like about this bitch is that she looks like she is dumb as bricks at the whole world around her seems exciting and colorful. She’s the kind of girl you can keep happy by turning on the cartoon channel and giving her a bag of candy. I am pretty sure she’d get so sucked in that you could go off drinking with your friends and come back 4 days later and she’d be in the same position not even realizing that you left her….not that you’ll ever get the chance to test it out, unless maybe she ends up on the stripping circuit, which isn’t unlikely making her new tits a pretty solid investment or her future life.

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