I don’t really know what to say other than that I didn’t leave my house all day. I guess that’s what drinking does to me. I was fucking wrecked all day, thinking I was going to die because I am pretty sure I smoked 4 cigars and inhaled every single one of them last night while wasted. Rumor has it that that isn’t good for you…..

I found out on Oprah that if I would gain an inch on my dick for every 35 lbs I lose…that would have been inspiring if my dick actually worked and I could take advantage of that news, instead, I am just going to keep eating french fries and pie….

Lastly, I am thinking about starting a weekly party in Montreal. Let me know if you come get drunk for Jesus Martinez if you were passing through. I wouldn’t actually go to my own night because I wouldn’t want to get shot or stabbed by people like this:

From: WILL4@HOUSTON.RR.COM
Subject: see you soon!
Date: May 21, 2007 1:42:04 AM EDT (CA)
To: info@drunkenstepfather.com

you will go to hell when you die! racist piece of shit! cracker ass faggot! i’ll be seeing you! if you know what i mean! remember, remember the 5th of june! see ya tuesday!

It was a holiday here today and families everywhere were having BBQ’s and enjoying the nice weather, we don’t have a backyard so my wife went over to my neighbor’s house to watch Star Trek movies because my neighbor is a virgin like you and I am hoping she ends up falling in love with him and leaving me, but we’ll see it was just their first or second date and I am sure dude hasn’t pulled his dick out yet…

On that note, here are my links…CUDDLES….

Insane woman fakes hit and run
GO

No love for Jodie Marsh
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Lohan drinks straight from the bottle -
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Washed up Janice Dickenson pussy
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Megan Fox sunbathing VIdeo
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Convenient store owner ties robber up with garbage bags
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Lohan at Chanel fashion show
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Looking good sweetheart
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Pete Doherty before heroin
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Win Clay Aiken’s clothes, cause that’s such a prize -
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College party girls making out
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Lohan steals from a friend -
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Cam girl dances to heavy metal
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Asian School Girls -
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LNP Last Night’s Lesbian Moment
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Prague girl can’t afford underwear -
GO

Rock ‘n’ roll refugees, heavy metal in Baghdad –
GO

Detailed jack off gesture
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Awkward falling pole dancer
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World record squirter
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Fun in the park with Yana –
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Lohan’s baby rat music video -
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Vote for bastardly’s sexiest woman of 2007 -
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Lohan Behind the Scenes Photoshoot VIdeo
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Kelly Osbourne looking fatter than ever
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Woman farts in yoga
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Calum Best Describes Sex with Lohan
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Interview With Some Reality TV Show Fitness Guy named Jesse Brune
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Sarah Connor Camel Toe
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Michael Jackson’s Stuff Going on Auction Sneak Peak
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Guide to Sexy Swimwear
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Catherine Bell’s Big Tits Have a New Show
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Lookin Good Sweetheart
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Some Water Cooler Video
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Beyonce Topless For New Album
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Weird Asian Picture
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Jessica Simpson’s Breasts in Cannes
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Some Internet Predator’s Webcam Show
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Crazy Gay Latvian Video
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Use This o Get Laid….
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Photo Bucket Posing
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Crazy Stunt Woman on Fire
GO

Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
GO

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