Here are some pictures of Sienna Miller and Keira Knightley proving that acting is such a fucking hard job and that these cocksuckers deserve to get paid millions of dollars a year for it, because frolicking in the ocean like a bunch of Autistic kids do in puddles every fucking rainy day means getting fucking paid for them, when it just makes me look like a weirdo when I do it.

If you’re in a position to change your career, I think that you should consider acting. It’s like everyday is what you would do on a vacation if you could afford to go on vacation and you get paid heavy for the shit. If you’re in action movies you get paid to pretty much experience all the most exciting things life has to offer, whether it be car chases or running from explosion or whatever. If you’re in a romantic comedy, you usually get to see a celebrity slut naked, if you’re in some drama you usually get to chain smoke and chain smoking is amazing, especially when you get paid lots of money for it and on your downtime you can spend your money, party and get addicted to cocaine and not have to worry about paying rent.

I think it’s safe to say that actors don’t need talent. I think it’s also safe to say that Sienna Miller showing off her throwback pantyhose that you’re already jerking off to and that makes me feel uncomfortable.

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