The thing I love about this Amy Winehouse bitch is that she is so damaged from all the drugs and self destructive behavior that it shows. Normally a celebrity or someone with a number one song tries to hide the fact that they are on the verge of death, but this bitch rock’s it in style. The other thing I like about her is that she’s got nice skinny legs, no ass and isn’t wear a bra. Keeping me on the edge of the milk crate in excitement waiting for the honeymoon tapes to be released….

I was walking downtown Sunday morning and I saw a broken down drug addicted homeless chick who was probably in her 30s and who looked like she was in her 50s kinda convulsing on the sidewalk waiting for money for her next hit of whatever it is that she does….She asked me for money and since I was bored and had no money, I chatted her up. I said sorry I can’t help you out but you’re beautiful and she said to me to not be sorry and to be happy and that if I really think she’s beautiful she will suck my dick for $5. It seemed like a good enough deal, but I don’t let homeless chicks touch me with their dirty garbage pickin’ hands, and I don’t really have the ability to get erections if I did.

Point of my story is that Amy Winehouse has made enough money to not need to beg for change for her drugs, she doesn’t need to offer blowjobs for $5, but she’s nice enough to keep things real by showing us her nipples…and still lookin’ like she does.

I think the big deal in these pictures is her prison tattoo of her husband’s name for those of you who care. I’m always bringing the goods.

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