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This is a story I wrote in an email today that I am recycling here because like someone said in the comments, that Paris letter wiped me out. I even had to go to the post office, interact with people and include my home phone number to send it out. I am hoping it gets me sued or a response but reality is, it probably won’t get to her…it also took me over an hour to write out on toilet paper, despite what people think. I tried scanning it as proof, it worked out pretty shitty, but it’s enough proof for me to let you know what sounded like a bad joke, happened.
Shitty Scan of Paris Letter on Toilet Paper Before Sending It
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Anyway, I had an unfortunate run-in with the custom department today because a company sent me up a box full of rubber vaginas to review for the site. They told me that the value listed at 7 dollars was too low and that one rubber vagina alone cost well more than 7 dollars, I told them that they were defective and that a box full of broken vaginas is like a box full of broken dreams. It made me laugh so I decided to share the story with you….the custom girl wasn’t as impressed as I expect you to be, which isn’t very impressed but take your barely there level of impressed and divide it in 2 and that’ll leave you with 10 times more impressed than this bitch. I was never good in math so I have no idea what I just said.
Here are my links….
Introduce Yourself
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Brooke Hogan and Her Tits that I Think Are Fake
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Johnny Depp on an Asian Talkshow
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Cameron Diaz’s Surfing Ass From a Month Ago That Everyone is Posting Today
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Lesbian Surfers on TV
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Rebecca Romijn Lookin’ Hot in this Ad Campaign
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Paris Hilton Cupcakes that Made Me Laugh because I am Trying to Exploit her Too
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Topless News of the Week
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Check out the archive of Price Is Right Models of Yesteryear…It’s the new porn….
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Tara Reid Rockin’ Some Uggs Like it Was 2002
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Victoria Beckham’s Nipples Do The Today Show
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14 Year Old Liked Eating Her Own Hair Like it was Food Video…
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iPod Ad’s Got Bush
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Bianca Gascoigne Nipslip
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Nicole Richie is Preggers
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Coco’s Tits and Their 2007 Calendar Shoot Video
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Lohan is Being Sued for a Crash That Happened in 2005
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Elisha Cuthbert Lookin’ Fat While Shopping…
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Some Insanely Busty Chick Taking a Shower
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Some Dude Gets Smacked By a Security Guard
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Cruel Cops Beat a Woman and Kid Apparently
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Heather Graham Vintage Nude Pics
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Backstage With Nude Model Luba
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Woody Harrelson and McConaughey Burn a Spliff
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Some Dude Gets Squeezed By 2 Chicks in Bikinis
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Gemma Atkinson Bikini Pics from some Calendar Shoot in Asia
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Teen Whore Model Pure Dee Humps a Pillow
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Rod Stewart’s Loser Son Is in Jail for an Assault that Happened 2 Months Ago
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Paris Hilton was Visited by a Plastic Surgeon When She Was Under House Arrest Maybe She’s Trying to Get a New Face for When She Escapes
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Angelina Joke Wearing a Cheap Dress But Still Lookin Good Enough For You To Jerk Off To
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The Olsen’s are Finally 21
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Wild Cat Poops in a Car
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Some Grl in Pretty Much No CLothes Dancing and Bending and Splitting in Ways Only a Pro Could Do…
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Some Chick Named Elsa Pataky Photoshoot in Lingerie
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K-Fed Knocked Up Some Slut for the 3rd Time
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Kathy Hilton Supports Barbara Walters
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Funny Car Mishap
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Some Chick Shakin Her Bare Fat Ass
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Jamie Pressly Bikini Magazine
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This Dude is the Founder of Church of Satan’s Grandson and He’s a Total Pussy
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Megan Fox is Hot
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Buy This Spray It May Help Get You Laid
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