Marie-Eve here. I Had some problems with the links, but I think they should be good now. I went to this speed dating thing last night with my best friend Anna. I wasn’t really into the idea, but a friend of Anna’s had gone the week before and enjoyed it and she insisted I come with her because girls can’t do anything alone, ever, and I figured it will be good leverage next time I have a pregnancy scare and want her to come to the doctor with me.

Anyways, I guess I happened to come on the Speed Dating Special Olympics Day or something because the pickings were slim, and by slim, I mean I wouldn’t fuck any of these guys with your sister’s tattered vagina. Some of my potential prospects included:

- A 32 year old accountant, who actually told me he was married and that he is looking for stimulation outside of the marriage. He also had a comb over. Hot!

- A guy who was my age, but talked so much about his ex girlfriend that I didn’t get a word in, and by the end of the allotted five minutes we had to get to know each other, I knew why she had left his ass and told him so.

- A 25 year old who’s, first question was, I shit you not, “Do you play World of Warcraft”, to which I replied, “Are you a virgin?”

Suffice to say, that will be my last experience with speed dating. Personally, I’ll stick to the old fashioned way of going home with some random stranger, waiting till they fall asleep after sex then stealing their last cigarette before I climb out their window and down the fire escape, and then go home to cry in the shower.

My Stepfather tells me that some of you email him from time to time, and I’m hoping you will do the same for me. Send love/hate letters, funny stories and full frontal nudes (fully shaven please) to stepdaughter@drunkenstepfather.com. If you are lucky, I’ll post it, and all 4 of the other people that check out this site will have the pleasure of reading it too. Here’s the links. *Hugs and Kisses*

Woody Allen is replacing Soon Yi
GO  Tori Spelling is an ordained Minister. Who cares.
GO  Some people will do anything for money. I am one of themGO  Mischa Barton is becoming more washed up, day by day.
GO  Red Hot Chili Peppers get naked on stage
GO  Swiss people invent weird shit nobody needs.
GO  Surprise! Paris Hilton uses drugs.
GO  Nicole Richie is probably going to jail
GO  Bab-wa Wawters is going through menopause on TVGO  Madonna is crazy, of course we had all figured that out by now.
GO  Katies Holmes has no control over her life.
GO  Smashing a VCR in slow motion, because breaking shit is fun.
GO  Catherine Zeta-Jones has more money then she needs, so she should give some to me
GO  300 is a stupid movie, so lets laugh at people making fun of it.
GO Jessica simpson is a fantastic actress.
GO Venus Williams is actually pretty hot. (NSFW)
GO Avril Lavigne becomes a bigger idiot day by day
GO Natalie Denning is hot, and you will never get to sleep with a women like her ever.
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Victoria Beckham is just like you and me….sort of.
GO

Here’s a video of cheerleaders wrestling, because you always wanted to see them naked in highschool.
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Courteny Love looks like shit, but I love her anyways.
GO

Q’orianka-Kilcher just turned 17, but you think that’s hot, cause you’re kind of a pervert liks that.
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This guy fakes a seiszure in a crowded mall, and its hilarious, because people who have seizures are funny.
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Lindsay Lohan has finally followed the career path she was destined for.
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A 12 year old boy was forced to rape his own mother in Florida
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No means No….unless you have 20 Dollars, in which case you get to see some tits. (NSFW)
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Michael Moore is fat and threw a temper tantrum on CNN, probably cause there wasn’t enough food in the green room before he went on.
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Mellissa from the Midwest gets naked, because there is nothing else fun to do in that part of the country. (NSFW)
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Lookin Good Sweetheart…I mean Mom. (NSFW)
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Andy Samberg is probably the only funny cast member left on SNL
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Matthew McConaughey is a slob
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These comics have Boobs in them and are better then the ones your Mom buys you.
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Eva Longoria has a huge diamond, I wonder how many people died for it.
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Your daily piece of ass, cause I know you aren’t getting it anywhere else.
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Some photos from of an awesome party in Vegas GO

Shoe is n a Vagina Video. The title sort of speaks for itself, (NSFW)
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Drunken girls flash the camera (NSFW)
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Internet dating is for people that are socially awkward and don’t have no social skills, therefore, you should check out this site.
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Use this to help you get laid, because I know you are a virgin and you need all the help you can get.
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Show Me Your Links and I’ll Show Your Mine
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