Well, it looks like all that talk about Lohan being a lesbo is pretty much true. She didn’t just get the look, but somehow added 10 years to it. It’s almost like all that time spent chain smoking, binge drinking, and cum guzzling caught up with her in one fell swoop.

These shots remind me of this chick I used to bang back in college. She was one of those political lesbians who only ever craved meat after too many drinks, and we were drinking buddies. Because she was a lesbo, her pooter was pretty bushy, but the conquest of sticking it in a lesbian feminist made me feel like a big man — and I liked that because I’m lacking in the bulge. She probably only dug me, though, because my small penis didn’t threaten her liberated womanhood.

Anyway, I think she has a PhD now, and I don’t even have my own blog. That makes me feel pretty shitty, so you should send me stories about how size doesn’t really matter to harleyhouston@drunkenstepfather.com because that would make me feel better about myself.

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