I was supposed to go to the doctor this morning, but when I checked my messages last night, there was a message from his secretary saying that he ain’t gonna be in for the next little while. Apparently the old fart had a heart attack or some shit, which I think is hilarious. I always laugh when doctors have health issues, kinda like a taxi driver getting hit by cab, you know?

It sounds like the bastard may be on his last legs though and I may have to find a new doctor, which sucks for me, cause when you’re a young girl who has to have old men stick stuff in their vagina for health reasons, you tend to want to stay with someone familiar and that you know, versus when they are just sticking random stuff if there for fun and are strangers you meet walking home very early in the morning after way too much booze.

Speaking of random things going in (and out of vaginas) I’m starting to wonder if Jenna Jameson’s days are numbered is the porn industry. I’m not sure what their Union’s guidelines are in regards to zombies.

hugs and kisses
Marie-Eve Martinez

PS: The rumor about Scarlett Johansson playing Jenna in a movie turned out to be bullshit, which is a shame, cause I would much rather remember Scarlett as Jenna, rather than Jenna herself.

PPS: She could have at least wore a dress that showed off her rack.

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