After I lived with 1.5 legged Melanie in Community College, I roomed with the Queen Mother of fat sluts: picture Brooke Hogan plus 70 lbs and size A tits, crossed with Winnie the Pooh. Fucking Winnie the Pooh: she not only wore his face but covered her THREE QUARTERS of our room with Tigger and that shit. I think if I ever had a justifiable case for arsen, this would have been it, and no jury would convict me after meeting this bitch we’ll call “Cassie.”

Ahhh the cunt in Cassie. She would have three pretty hot guys over in one night for sloppy sex, sometimes they would be going as another was coming, and not seem to get it, or mind the other dude’s fresh wet spooge on her Pooh sheets. She wasn’t even getting paid, stupid bitch. She sex-xiled me constantly, which is fine because I had no desire to watch this slag come and fill the room with the smell of her fat steamy twat.

This borderline obese bitch reminded me that no matter how big and busted a chick is, she can nail a hot guy just by getting up in his face because guys are lazy. They don’t give a shit about the fatrolls hanging out of her backless shirt because the hot girl across the room = effort. Most will shove their cock in aggressive roadkill with tits as long as they don’t have to make the first move. What’s funny is that while they’re slamming fat Cassie’s size 18 ass in the bathroom stall, the hot girl from across the room is just as slutty and they could be pounding her if they had just got up and said “Hi, let’s fuck.” Joke’s on them. And the hot girl for being a pussy. And fat Cassie for simply being fat Cassie

Here is Leelee Sobieski in some PVC and fishnets not looking like fat Cassie, with the exception of the hair. The other chick is Tricia Helfer (Battlestar Galactica) who’s usually smoke’n, but she looks like she has about 20 years and 20 rounds of Botox on Sobieski here. Now have fun trying to bust one over the only photo I could find of this tame hooker/S&M shoot with the girl from “Eyes Wide Shut” and her aging aunt.

Obediently yours,
Sugar Nell (ex-hooker, friend of Jesus)

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