So China is this fucked up place right now that will end up being the biggest power in the World in the next 20 years because there are a lot of people, their cities are modern and convenient and they focus on being the biggest and best and not on whether abortion should be legalized. When someone fucks up in their government, they kill them, they don’t spend millions on lawsuits and I guess there are so many more advantages with the way they work compared to the USA but this isn’t a political blog.

The problem with China is that in it’s quest to be a modern and convenient place, they are copying a lot of American ways, one of those is Fast Food. There are something like 5000 McDonalds in the country with hopes of having 300,000, there are more KFC’s and Pizza Hut is considered Fine Dinning.

Now what happens when McDonalds enters a place where they are accustomed to eating weird shit but more healthy shit…the skinny people turn fat. So when China becomes the biggest power in the world, all their people will be fat and lazy, just like you.

Because let’s face it, some people are Lovin’ it a little too much and by it I mean Big Macs. Cuddles.

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