<
Follow DrunkenStepfather on Twitter Join the Step Army on Facebook!














   About
  Email Me
  facebook
  twitter
   Features
  stepTV
  stepINTERVIEWS
  stepBOX
   Other Links
  Archives
  Syndication
   Partners
  PEEPERZ
  ZZ Famous Pornstars

  Funny Videos
  Porn
  Hot Celebrity Gossip
  Ink & Toner
  Cheap Batteries
  Batteries






I am – Kate Moss Getting Out of Cars With Boys of the Day

kate_moss_car.jpg

I shoulda married a model. When I look at my wife I always feel like I sold myself short. Then I look at myself in the mirror and realize that I am exactly where I am supposed to be, but if I was to live this life differently, I’d be that dude who bangs models because I think models may not be the hottest bitches out there, but they think they are and that’s makes cumming on their faces way more fun.

Kate Moss is hot, she’s a bit of a wreck, she’s getting older, she has a British Grill, looks a little haggard, she’s spent the last 10 years with lots of money in the bank and little to do with it other than have meaningless relationships, cocaine and going to clubs getting drunk. Models are pretty much retired by 30 and tall skinny party sluts that act a little more glamorous than the whores you see at the bars, because they work in the fashion industry, and the fashion industry is so fucking luxurious….but a party slut is a party slut no matter what and all party sluts take it in the ass this good life isn’t as good as knowing that Kate Moss takes in the ass.

The other good news for me is that it’s never too late to make changes, guys age well and like the drug dealer I saw the other night in his mid-50s with 8 hot model looking girls on his arm, while hustling every girl who walked by him, hot chicks are dumb enough to be bought.

So my goal is to find a way to turn this site into a Perez Hilton type site, end up on TV everywhere and use all that 5 minutes of undeserved fame to bed as many models as I can with my limp useless dick that I will use Viagra to revive, but unfortunately Viagra won’t make it look less like an oversized clit…but who cares, my fame will distract bitches from my big clit/little dick and don’t worry, I know this is all fantasy, the closest thing I’ll ever have to fame is being recognized at the local convenience store.


Related Posts:

Kate Moss Topless on a Boat
Kate Moss in a Bathing Suit Type Thing…
Kate Moss Hot in Agent Provocateur Before They Fired Her and Hired that Fatty Maggie GylenI-I don’t know how to spell their retarded names
Kate Moss Topless in Thailand






Free Cam Shows
Gotta love that price
The TROLOLOLO Man is Back
In current day form
Live Web Sluts
They got what you need
Model With a 20 Inch Waist
Kinda gross
Spiderman Trailer = Needs More Gayness
Just my opinion
18 Year Old Makes a Dirty Video
In the bathroom
Surfing Sheep
Wait, what?
Live Web Sluts
They got what you need
Horny Brunette Gets Ready for Anal
And it's all on video
Lindsay Lohan Wants to Sue People
For saying she is being Lindsay Lohan