Pink is so clever in the way she dresses because she’s wearing pink and her name is Pink. It’s like the time she dyed her hair pink like the raver she claims she was. I think I like that she’s wearing pink because it makes her ditch pig face believable because pigs, like Pink are pink.

I was trying to get home last night from being drunk and the whole street was in lock down. The media was there and about 15 cop cars and 30 cops. I asked the guys to interview me as a star witness because when I am drunk, I feel lying about crimes I didn’t see for the local news make for good times, but they didn’t want to bother with me. They did tell me that the crime all these cops were there for was because a cop shot a dog. Some homeless dude’s dog bit a female cop and she pulled out her gun and shot it. I tried to move into the scene to get my own video of how ridiculous the whole thing was and a cop got fucking aggressive with me. He was french and yelling at me to get the fuck away from where I was standing and I just said that I was lookin’ for my daughter’s dog and I wondered if he had seen in. That’s when I realized that dog killing cops have no sense of humor and motherfucker tried to arrest me.

Either way, Pink’s a fucking dog and should be shot. Here are her pics.

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