I’ve started making Hayden Panettiere jokes in my everyday life and it’s not going over very well and kinda depresses me. The last time I dropped one the girl I was with made fun of me for using celebrity blog jokes. She was like “good one celebrity blogger, why don’t you go write that on your site”, trying to make fun of me, but when you have no shame and you generally don’t care what useless people say to you, their bite doesn’t hurt.

I remember what the joke was and it went like this….we were walking by a mailbox and I said to her:

Oh my god look it’s Hayden Panettiere. I had no idea she was in Montreal. You should ask for an autograph, I am going to go ask her a couple questions for the site….

Then I walked up to the mail box and introduced myself and used the letter slot as her mouth and had a 15 minute conversation with her and for the record, she’s pretty fuckin’ nice in person and I feel bad laughing at her for being strong enough plow my field when my bull breaks down……if I had a field that needed to be plowed, I am more into back alleys, but that’s just because I am emotionally attached to a time when abortions were illegal.

Here are some pictures of Hayden’s panties and beefcake body showing off her pecks, lats, quads and delts. Cuddles.

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