Jennifer Love Hewitt is using the oldest strategy to make herself look less fat than she is actually is and that’s to hang with someone fatter than her so that by comparison she looks normal-sized. Now I don’t know where she hired this ex-street addict who replaced her drug addiction with an addiction to burgers, but I do know that it was some quick thinkin’ damage control, that reminds me of this time I watched 3 hours of small-penis porn when trying to seduce some slut, just so that when I pulled out my little unit, she’d be like at least be brainwashed into thinking that it’s average.

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