I am – Aisleyne Horgan-Wallace Calendar Pictures of the Day
Here are the sleazy pictures for the calendar of serial party slut and exhibitionist, Aisleyne Horgan-Wallace from the UK.
I am always fascinated that these slutty girls still make calendars. The whole concept seems dated. Not because the whole point of a calendar is to tell you the date, but because shit was invented before there were TVs, Internet, Blackberries and I don’t know the last time I used one, not that I am the target market for calendars, because everyday is a weekend for me and days kinda turn into months and in a drunken blur become years.
The other issue with having one of these calendars if you’re not working as a truck driver or dispatcher at a taxi company, you really have no business having one, so the second the miracle of a girl being drunk enough to come back to your mom’s place with you happens, because it will, and she sees this next to your computer, she’s going to know what a desperate chronic masturbating virgin you are, and that is something you should try to keep secret, even if your rubber vagina, bottle of lube and soiled women’s panties you stole from your mom to use as cum rag make it pretty obvious.
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