Here are some pictures of Brooke Hogan joggin in a sports bra, because she’s trying to maintain her massive body and fake tit figure. It takes a lot of work to turn yourself from a fat girl with no tits, a curse worse than death to becoming a big girl with a washboard stomach and fake tits.

I was at some shitty bar in another city the other day and it turned out that everyone in the place was a useless fucking loser. The girls were disgusting but thought they had it going on and the dudes who were getting bottle service were all old married men who thought buying bottles would score these pieces of trash, when in reality all dude needed to do was offer to take these whores to McDonald’s or shit because they were low budget.

I ended up checking out some tall broad bitch with no ass but broad shoulders and ripped muscular arms. She had shitty hair extensions and looked like Brooke Hogan with a penis. There was no way bitch wasn’t a dude in women’s clothing, but the older married bottle service dude was just so happy that some younger “girl” was showing interest in him and was blinded by the attention and didn’t notice she was really a he. So as this drunken dude tried making out with her while getting a lap dance from her, he thought he was balling and years of hard work in middle-management paid off without realizing the girl on his dick wasn’t a girl and I thought about putting on a dress to get free booze too, because I am pretty accommodating for free booze, but realized that my natural man tits wouldn’t get the kind of attention I deserve.

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