Her name is Julie Ordon, I have no idea who she is, but I kinda want to know, because she’s pretty into being naked and not really caring that some creepy immigrant paparazzi motherfucker is snapping off pictures of her half naked in a see through bikini bottom and thong.

It either means that she is a free-spirited tree-hugging liberal bitch who takes it up the ass and has had multiple sex partners because it makes her feel empowered or she craves male attention and takes it up the ass and has multiple sex partners to make her feel wanted because her daddy liked the neighbor’s daughter (with his penis) better than he liked her, so whatever the reason is, she’s doing a good job doing whatever she is doing and she’s doing it half naked….Merry fucking Christmas.

Here are some pictures of Britney Spears being Festive in Red this Christmas Eve in a see-through shirt, trying to distract you from her sister’s teenage pregnancy with her sloppy tits, because family stick together, especially this time of year, unless they are your family.

I know that it’s Christmas Eve and that probably means that you are on the computer today because your family disowned you when you turned 18 since you’re a disgrace. But it’s Christmas Eve and I am trying to redeem myself for being a bad person, I have no issue doing work for you today, while normal people are at home eating pie with their family or whatever the fuck you people do on Christmas Eve when you have family that didn’t disown you.

Since I am more of the kind of person who abuses charity and doesn’t give to charity, like cashing in on free meals at the homeless shelter and stocking up on canned goods from those food drives for poor families, or even taking toys from those organizations set up for underprivileged kids even though I don’t have kids, but like to make up for my toyless childhood, the only thing I know to do is post these pictures of Britney’s nipples pointing to the ground like they are sadder than you. I know that her see-through shirt is not what you asked Santa for this Christmas and all you really want is a call from your family asking you to come home, they’ll have to do, especially since they are the only nipples you’ll be getting today.

BONUS – BRITNEY NIPPLES MADE ANOTHER APPEARANCE

I had a pretty drunken last couple of days, it happens. It’s the holidays and I figured you assholes weren’t at work or getting ready for the week off, but then I realized that none of you have jobs and still live at your mom’s house, so the holidays are like any other day for you, except you are forced to listen to spend time with your family, who hate spending time with you, because you’re weird.

Either way, I got in a bit of an argument with a girl last night at a bar after a few too many drinks about Katherine Heigl, not because Katherine Heigl comes up in my everyday life conversations, but because she brought up how hot she that she was and I said that she was fat, and this girl took offense.

Now lookin’ at these pictures of her smoking and walking around, I can’t say that she’s fat but since ]I don’t like admitting that I am wrong, I can say that her double chin means that she IS fat in Hollywood, and that’s really all that matters.

Here’s an exclusive video of Flava Flav checking out a granny in NYC about 45 minutes ago. I don’t watch his TV show or know anything much about him, but this video made me laugh and so did the fact that he only had about 3 people around him and they were all on payroll and no one cared to ask him for pictures and shit, like he’s not even a real celebrity, because let’s face it, he’s not, but he’s good enough for this site, but that’s just because I have no standards.

Here are some pictures of Ashley Tisdale at the Starlight Starbright Children’s Foundation yesterday and she’s looking pretty fucking obnoxious. I am guessing that is just because we all know that she doesn’t want to be there and that this is pulling one of her shitty performances like she does on shitty TV shows or shitty Music Videos and that she’d probably rather be sleeping in, or practicing new shitty songs for her shitty solo career, or sucking executive cock to get her to the next level so that her attempt of being the shitty version of Britney Spears 3 years ago all works out.

Helping the kids or giving back to people less fortunate on her, just pisses her off and inconveniences her shitty spoiled personality and her smiling bulldozer of a face isn’t going trick us or save her publicist from the lash out she gives him for setting all this up.

I am just making assumptions here, but I can tell bitch is a phony and I’m not just talking about her nose.

I’ve had no internet all day and it seems like my power got shut off this evening. I’ve got 9 minutes of computer time and I’m sitting in a fucking snowbank trying to steal signal to get this shit up. That’s why the posts were limited today and why the stepLINKS are still as exciting as ever, but just a little less than usual, because my fingers are fucking frozen.

This is just how committed I am to you. More to come tomorrow.

Now here are the links:

Skinny Tara Reid is back out in her bikini and I am a fan of this comeback tour. Not because I was ever a fan of Tara Reid, but I did respect her sloppy partying, but because I like girls who don’t eat.

I can only assume that Jessica Alba paid Jamie Lynn Spears to get knocked up to take attention away from her, because lets face it, being a knocked up 16 year old girl who has unprotected sex is a lot worse socially than some mid-20s bitch who gets knocked up by her long term boyfriend out of wedlock, but being a 16 year old who has unprotected sex is a lot better for your masturbation fantasies and that’s why you’re a sick fuck.

Here are some pictures of Alba’s baby showing, while she’s hiding, because this is a private time for her and her family, where she has to come to terms with the shame of going against the church. Cuddles.

I have an inside source who was involved in booking Paris Hilton to host various parties around the world and they say she’s a coke fiend. Everyone rags on Lohan because shit was a little more out in the open, but my source told me that when Paris hosts these gigs she demands an 8-ball of coke as an unwritten closer to the deal. Recently when she was in China, she couldn’t get her hands on any coke and was approaching as many white people as she could to get her hands on the shit and none of that is all that surprising.

These degenerate rich kids look like death and their empty existences bore me and I am not even living the shit, so I can’t imagine how depressing it would be to actually be living it. They are still acting like 20 year old punks and are almost 30, not that that should make them slow down, but I guess the older you get, the more useless to the world you feel, especially when the most you’ve done with your rich kid money is get yourself fucked and fucked up repeatedly.

Here are some pics of Paris with her Brother and Brandon Davis, taking her titties out to party because at least she’s still got them to keep her company to give her some level of self-worth.

Since there’s a fetish for everything, I can only assume that Uma is hitting 2 of them in these pictures, one being a big scary hand fetish and the other being a girl in mittens fetish.

I know how you generally only try to get with girls with small hands because you like the way they make your dick bigger, so big hands intimidate you and make you feel like less of a man. That’s probably part of the reason why winter is Uma Thurman’s man’s favorite time of year, because he can encourage her to cover them shits up without lookin’ like too much of an asshole. I can also assume he never takes her apple picking.

I don’t know what’s more surprising with these pictures. The fact that Coco, a trashy lookin’ fake tit whore being all topless on stage at some event in underwear, or the fact that Ice-T is still performing.

Today’s a busy day, Jamie Lynn Spears is Teenage Pregnant and I may write about that later, but more importantly, Playboy tried to sue me:

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I think they’re racist. Here are my links:

Here are the token topless pregnancy pictures for a magazine that every single girl who’s been pregnant has done. I find this shit massively boring, especially when the pictures are of some trashy slut who is only known for having retarded tits acting wholesome, even though getting knocked up in the first place is a pretty slutty thing to do. People just don’t think it is when the bitch is pregnant, but the second she gets an abortion, everyone’s talkin’ shit about her.

If she had any respect for her career, she would never have let this shit leak. She would have locked herself in her basement til the baby came to term and when she was spotted out with it, she’d pretend it was her sister’s or some shit, because there’s nothing hot about some slut acting wholesome and maternal when we all know she’s a slut and her being a slut is what gets her paid.

I guess the only thing this is going to do for any of us, is realize that her baby has a better life than you while suckin’ on her tit, but then again the homeless dude down the street who sucks cock for crack gets more pussy than you, so jealousy of other people is something you’ve probably come to terms with…..

Here are the sleazy pictures for the calendar of serial party slut and exhibitionist, Aisleyne Horgan-Wallace from the UK.

I am always fascinated that these slutty girls still make calendars. The whole concept seems dated. Not because the whole point of a calendar is to tell you the date, but because shit was invented before there were TVs, Internet, Blackberries and I don’t know the last time I used one, not that I am the target market for calendars, because everyday is a weekend for me and days kinda turn into months and in a drunken blur become years.

The other issue with having one of these calendars if you’re not working as a truck driver or dispatcher at a taxi company, you really have no business having one, so the second the miracle of a girl being drunk enough to come back to your mom’s place with you happens, because it will, and she sees this next to your computer, she’s going to know what a desperate chronic masturbating virgin you are, and that is something you should try to keep secret, even if your rubber vagina, bottle of lube and soiled women’s panties you stole from your mom to use as cum rag make it pretty obvious.

These are some more exciting pictures of Karolina Kurkova on the set of some Victoria’s Secret photoshoot, because she’s in a thong. I admit that I went through a phase where thongs were dead to me, because every bitch was rockin’ one and I needed some diversity in the underwear I see girls in and that came in the form of the boy short, but now I am over the boy short and the thong is back in full force, especially when it’s on a hot ass. I know you don’t really care about my female underwear preferences, but you would if I was modeling them for you, but that’s just because you are gayer than two guys on a motorcycle.

I guess the real moving thing about these pictures is the fact that American Freedom has allowed a poor eastern European girl break free from the iron fist of communism and avoid a life working the sex trade or being human trafficked to rich westerners. She still has to get half naked, but she gets paid really well for it and only has to fuck for money if she really wants too, and that Freedom is the main reason for the War in Iraq and when a war killing innocent people all seems worth it, when hot thonged asses are just some of the perks. Support our troops.