Katherine McPhee and Her Boob Bag of the Day
Here is a picture of Katherine McPhee rockin’ a purse shaped like tits that probably turns you one. It kind of reminds me of the pillow your mom once bought you when she was trying to ween you off breast milk at 15 years old because your co-dependency went on way too long and all the other kids would laugh when you’d demand to be fed in public.
It also reminds me of the rubber vagina I keep my quarters in, but I always get really dirty looks when I pull that fucker out at the grocery store, but that’s just because the dude working the cash gets turned on by it because like you he’s never seen a real vagina, while Katherine McPhee just gets a whole lot of laughs and smiles, because people don’t think she’s a fucking pervert. The world’s not fair for our kind….
I guess the good news is that you can now buy yourself a pair of tits that won’t shit on you, make you spend you money on them, laugh at your small penis and leave you for your best friend, you can also use these tits to stash away your secret notes you write to yourself about how sad you are and other lame shit you don’t want anyone to find and the real good news is that in the event of an emergency you can always make your best friend hold them up to his chest like Katherine McPhee is doing and jerk off on them to feel what it’s really like to cum on titties….only a the gayer and more awkward version.
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