So the star of Grey’s Anatomy is showing her own anatomy while jogging somewhere in a see through shirt and I just made a lame fucking joke and feel like I was your real dad and this was some kind of dinner party with all your friends and I totally embarrassed you, but not as bad as the time you caught me in the bathroom at your Sweet 16 Slumber party trying to convince your hot friend that my tongue was the roll of toilet paper minutes before getting her pregnant and having to explain to her parents that I couldn’t afford to pay for half of her abortion, but if they covered it up front, I could pay them back in installments. That was a mess we don’t want to relive, kinda like this post because it sucks.

Speaking of sucking, Ellen Pompeo has some pretty shitty tits and it’s not because they are small it’s because they look like they are placed where a normal person’s belly button would be, which I guess isn’t that back because they aren’t hangin lower than my self esteem after writing this piece of shit and I blame you. Asshole.

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