More pregnancy tits making an appearance only this time they are on boring Jessica Alba. I figured I’d post them because you’re a pervert and a loser and you like her a lot more than you like other girls because she was in shitty shows and movies that comic book collecting losers into and I hate you for that is because I hate Jessica Alba.

So the problem with there being a lot more losers in the world than cool kids is that bitches like Alba get inflated egos and false popularity because the people who are searching her on Google are people you wouldn’t let sit next to you on the bus, or even talk to if they approached you on the street because their greasy chronic masturbating face in cum covered shirts scares you.

Either way, I saw a clip of Alba on Letterman earlier this week and they showed a clip of her from her new movie where she was in the shower and they had her naked body blurred out. When Letterman made a comment about it, she said the naked chick is her friend and that she doesn’t get naked in movies and I don’t understand what kind of actor can call themselves an actor without getting naked when the part calls for it. I guess the kind of actor with an ego caused by you, who now thinks she’s too good for getting naked unless it’s to dig her boyfriend’s condoms out of the trash to flip inside out and fuck herself with it in hopes of getting knocked up so he never leaves her.

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