Here is Halle Berry rockin’s some See-Through because she’s a slut, proven by the fact that she’s got something cookin’ inside her uterus and it’s not an IUD it’s a baby.

I haven’t figured out why pregnant girls like wearing see-through shit but I can only assume it’s because they are so fucking big that it puts strain on the fabric of anything they own making shit see through, like whenever my wife tries to fit into her elastic band waisted fat lady jeans only to discover they don’t fit anymore and the seam in the crotch gets so pulled and the fabric in the inner thigh of her pants are practically invisible, showing off all kinds of things I don’t wish upon my worst enemy……

I guess it could also have to do with pregnant chicks trying to hold on to the thought of being sexy and showing all they can to get the same kind of attention their tits once did, or maybe it’s the complete opposite and they are just gave up on lookin’ hot and go out dressed the same way you’d see them dressed in their living room eating junk food watching romantic comedies, waiting to squeeze out that burden only to realize that once it’s out it’s a much bigger burden but at least your body bounces back to something worth fucking when you’re career depends on it…..

Unfortunately, the only bouncing my wife’s body will be doing, is up and down with every struggled breath she takes and not back into a relatively attractive dress size…..but that’s just the life I am living.

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