Here are some Susan Sarandon showing off her massive old lady tits that have been around so long they have their own stories from the second World War . Reality is that I do not have an old lady fetish and thinking about their dried up, lacking elasticity, post birthing, used up cunts doesn’t get me off, but the simple fact is that pussy is pussy even if a woman is old enough to be your grandma and smells like polident and moth balls.

So if I am volunteering at the old folks home changing bed pans and scrubbing shit out of old lady asses and “accidentally” rub the right spot, and a bitch is like “stick it in my cooch” or their old lady equivalent term for cooch like “Tan Slacks” or “Model T” or “Black and White TV” or “Flesh Beneath My Girdle” who am I to say no. I guess if I get to cum and she can’t get pregnant, then it’s not really volunteer work at all and we’re all fucking winners in the end, and ever since I was a kid, I always liked winning. Unfortunately, life never worked out that way for me.

I don’t know what I am talking about but here are some Sarandon tit pictures….

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