I hate Victoria Silvstedt and it’s not because she’s Swedish. That’s probably the one thing I actually like about her and it’s not because Swedes are known to being blond and big breasted, but it is because they invented Ikea and as a poor man, I can appreciate a quality piece of furniture at a low price, even though I got all my shit on the side of the street on moving day and it all still smells like piss a decade later, but I blame my wife’s over-productive sweat glands for that and none of that means I don’t have taste except for maybe in women….

Either way, I hate this bitch because she is the only celebrity that as tried to sue me since I started this shit and she’s not even a real fucking celebrity. Most of the other sites I talk to have given up on posting her shit because she’s a fucking vulture and doesn’t like that we laugh at her for only being famous for her tits and she’s not even that famous with those doing the working for her….

If you’re wondering why I got sued, it’s because she was getting eaten out by a married greek midget shipping tycoon who may or may not be related to Stavros, and she didn’t like us laughing at them. So here’s to the memory of me thinking someone important cared enough about me to bring me down before realizing that if she sued me not a single media outlet would pick up the story, not even her local town paper because they are ashamed of her too and I wouldn’t have made it to Perez level who is rumored to have made 1,000,000 dollars last month alone and that’s probably enought o get me through at least 5 years living large by my standards. Make it happen people…..

So… These are her tits at a Baby Phat event during New York fashion week.

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