Gayer than Bicycle shorts DJ AM, the best Bar Mitzvah DJ who’s made it in the world of real DJs because the people who go to clubs like hearing the same songs they listened to on the radio over the last 20 years so that their drunken bottle buying selves can sing along and get ridiculous on the bar and tables by dancing a fool, owns a couple of clubs called LAX.

Gayer than Bicycle shorts DJ AM, the best Bar Mitzvah DJ in the world who has made a boat load of money taking his stupid muppet lookin’ head around the globe playing for 100,000 dollars a night, fucking hotter chicks than you and by fucking I mean sitting around and doing their hair and talking about how much he loves Madonna because she’s a real artist…..I guess that’s why Nicole Richie cheated on him with Steve-O and moved on to someone who is pretty fucking lame in his own right but still cooler than AM and let him knock her the fuck up, doesn’t like me. I’ve crossed paths with him a few times and he’s made a point of saying how much he hates me and I don’t like being hated when I consider myself a pretty stand-up guy.

Gayer than bicycle shorts DJ AM has been rude to my face and whined to people I know about me calling him Gayer than Bicycle shorts but here’s a video from his club showing everyday party sluts competing in a bikini contest. I assume it’s one of those overcompensation things to help his case in proving that he isn’t gay, cuz a gay guy would never own a club with bikini contests but would own a club with drag shows and gay sex in the bathroom. But would possibly play shitty fucking music he used to cry to when he was 350 pounds before getting his fat man stomach stapled like he was a bitch on Oprah who emotionally ate herself to that size because no one liked her.

Either way, I figured you’d like this video because if you’re anything like me, you aren’t allowed in these kinds of clubs because you think it’s cuz you’re too damn cool for it and that that shit is too lame for someone so cool, but reality is that it is because you look homeless and people don’t like homeless people, especially places with so many big breasted drunk girls in party dresses and in this case bikinis, because they are scared you’ll rape them. Clean up your act and join the party asshole.

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