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I don’t watch G4TV because I have had sex but you gotta give them some respect for what they are doing by hiring a slut like Olivia Munn because it gives virgins everywhere the hope that they will find a hot, big breasted fantasy girl like the ones they see in their comic books, who actually knows and understands their interests, even though she’s not all that hot but is to someone who has never fucked before she is, That’s not saying much though, considerin when you’ve never had pussy before, a bowl of jello looks like a hot fuck to you, but that’s just because you can eat it when you’re done.

I guess the good news for the non virgins out there is that this bitch is out at an event showing off her big old tits and no matter how many times you fuck in a day, you will always love tits, but if you’re reading this site and looking at pictures of some girls cleavage here, you probably aren’t so much of a non virgin, even though you count that time you stuck the tip in.

Speaking of tip, I was at a coffee shop the other day with a handful of change. After paying for my shit I decided to give the cute girl a tip because she was wearing a low-cut shirt and not the same kind of tip you consider counts as losing your viriginity. I accidentally dropped all the money I had in her tip jar and couldn’t figure out how to get it back without getting caught. I decided that I wasn’t going to be homeless about the shit and fish through her tip jar like some desperate motherfucker in need of a smoke, which I am but don’t like to advertise that fact, so instead I just took the entire tip jar and ran. I feel like the 5 dollars I threw in made it mine. and it was a great purchase because it had 20 dollars in it.

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Michael Roderick

I wholeheartedly agree with the short but brief article here regarding Olivia Munn. I have seen clips of these “shows” which my cable company bills me for and let me tell you people that if you have children you should not let them see this garbage. The show (s) are neither informative nor creative in the entertainment sense of the word. I am not bashing this individual Munn, but the producers, writers, directors and pushers of these “computer” shows must come to grip with basic decency and to stop the selling of the female anatomy for lonely and futuristic stalkers.
Do I think she is “hot”, kind of but I dont want her to be flattered.
Is she doing this for the money and fame? Of course, I would too!
The thing here is consistency, relevance and shame which these so-called tech shows have none.
Im sure Ms Munn’s behavior is not an act and Im sure she has had many sexual encounters with these low level producers peddling these shows for kids just trying to figure out how to play Halo!
It’s a sad world we currently live in and the more concern people like me write about it the more these cretins working behind the scenes will notice and raise the stakes even higher!
It all stinks and I hope one day they see this too.
xRainFisHx

My personal opinion: You are both fucked in the head. Olivia Munn has B-cups, Nice B- cups. ATOTS IS informative. You just have to not be old. If you want to be informed on a more conservative level, watch the Discovery channel or the 700 club.