It turns out that Elton John has AIDS…..parties, and at those AIDS parties he makes sure things are perfect. Being an outrageous and rich gay dude means he can afford to do things you don’t see at your average birthday party in the McDonalds party room.

I remember going to some gay dude’s party once, thinking there would be hungry pussy for straight dick and when I got there all I saw was a pile of speed on the table, different colored lightbulbs in the lamps and condoms everywhere, not like anyone was going to use them. It was like we were in some kind of exotic bath house, and it turned out that we were, but I only realized it when I saw no pussy but lots of man on man blowjobs, which leads me to believe that you can never trust a gay dude, but they can always hook you up with speed.

Either way, I am sure Elton John goes all out in his parties because the cause is dear to him because he is Gay Married and AIDs is a Gay Disease, so he hires party planners and decorators and high class chefs with open bars and great entertainment with a star studded guestlist and he even makes the hired help dress up in hot dresses with their tits busting out of her dress and this one is named Sofia Vergara and she’s slowly making a name for herself…one day she’ll be out of the business of making beds in hotel rooms and into the business of making you horny on the big screen. We all have dreams.

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