Sophie Monk is Still Hot of the Day
I have a thing for Sophie Monk and I think it’s got to do with her being hot despite lookin’ like some kind of puppy, with her unusual lookin’ face that probably took unusual amounts of loads with her unusually big lips, making her unusually a good fuckin’ time…..
Unfortunately, those loads came from the Good Charlotte Sister who is obviously rebounding badly with a major downgrade , but it was never meant to be….not because she’s too good for him, because she is but because he had a hard time pretending she was his twin brother and could never get past the fact that she wasn’t. Sure he’d closed his eyes and visualized, but she just wasn’t where she needed to be. Twins are connected on some weird level making sex with your twin some kind of masturbation miracle…you know when you’re asked if you’d suck your dick if you could…well these brothers get pretty close and no matter how hot Sophie Monk was, or how hard she tried, she always came in second. I guess blood really is thicker than water….
Not to mention physically she was all wrong. She had long blond hair, while his brother had short brown hair, she had tits and a vagina while his brother only had a vagina while writing his shitty songs that teens everywhere ate up like it was the coming of christ when really it was just the bi-product of brothers cumming on brothers…..
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February 28th, 2008 at 5:26 pm
she has bad teeth!!! ew
February 28th, 2008 at 8:29 pm
dont know who she is. but i just felt like leaving a comment. just cause im cool like that.
February 29th, 2008 at 6:38 pm
he left this gorgeous chick for bird nosed wonnkie eyed ugly paris hilton??
Is the Good Charlotte dude blind, or just stupid.
February 29th, 2008 at 6:54 pm
The Madden brothers are both douches. Sophie Monk was too hot for him. He and parasite herpes whore are perfect for each other. Both fugly no talent twats.
March 1st, 2008 at 5:27 pm
Did anyone else notice that in almost all celebrity candid shots, the celeb seems to be carrying every damn thing they own in their hands?! cell phone, coffee, keys, random papers, a purse… I mean come on. Bring a bigger purse and thow that shit in there!
Maybe it’s so they don’t have to sign autographs? “oooo sorry, I can’t, my hands are full and I just bought this latte, I’m really in a rush…”
Makes sense I suppose.
March 4th, 2008 at 4:24 pm
Needs to fix her bottom teeth.
March 4th, 2008 at 4:45 pm
Not to be too pedantic, but she’s playing the Recorder with her nose. Most primary school kids in Australia had to learn the recorder as part of music class.
March 6th, 2008 at 1:11 pm
Bad teeth? Just because one tooth isnt lined up perfectly? Only americans can be so stupid. And by the way, whitening the teeth until they are practically transparent, like americans like to do, actually looks like shit, and is unnatural.
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