Here are some pictures of useless Kristin Cavallari posing for the paparazzi in a beater. She took off her shirt specifically for them to get pictures of her tits because I guess she thinks she’s got it going on, or maybe she had a huge spaghetti sauce stain on her shirt and didn’t want the embarrassment of being made fun of for being a slob, which would have probably been a good distraction from her just being a useless piece of shit who offers the world nothing, not even something to jerk off to….

I was at a bar this past weekend and saw a girl who walked around like she thought she was some kind of model or some shit. She was tall and looked as good as anyone famous. I told her boyfriend that I think I could make her famous if she had that talent and instead of dude jumping on board thinkin’ it was a great opportunity for him to get his girl out there, he thought I was implying that I get here suckin’ dick on camera or some shit. I guess no matter how sincere and wholesome I try to be in helping people out, they still think I’m a fuckin’ pervert and being a nice guy got me punched in the head which teaches us all a lesson, never be nice to anyone, they are just going to think you’re trying to proposition their hot girlfriend into doing porn.

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