Jordan has a line of Lingerie called Katie Price and it seems fitting considering she made a career of posing in lingerie for freaks like you who like retarded sized tits, unfortunately, what is also fitting is the plus sized set bitch had made and it’s fitting a fat chick. At first I just thought it was the matching bra and panty set Jordan had lying around from before the downsize, because her tits were bigger than an obese chick’s tit and the only way she could get bras to fit was to buy the matching panties, but then I realized she’s trying to be politically correct and offer something for everyone…

I am not about to say that fat chicks shouldn’t wear lingerie because I know that some of you sick fucks like a woman with an appetite and the ability to suffocate you when you sleep, but as a man with a fat wife, I am saying that it would make life easier on me if that shit didn’t exist.

Not only does my wife love dressing sexy but she also loves me watching her while she’s dressed sexy and I don’t find it sexy, I find it disgusting. She believes that’s it’s ok for her to wear this kind of shit because companies make it in her size. So as long as Jordan is selling this shit, fat chicks who want to look sexy will just buy some lace instead of the traditional way of stopping eating and going to the fuckin’ gym. Maybe it’s her way of always lookin’ skinny, because as long as there are girls this huge, her body will always look tight by comparison.

Either way, here’s Jordan and her smaller tits posing her product line with a fat chick who makes her look better than she normally does.

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