Here are some pictures of Kelly Brook out for lunch with her man Billy Zane and her thong is riding pretty fuckin’ high or her pants are riding pretty fuckin’ low. She reminds me of those trashy bitches I see at clubs in their 5 dollar pair of white tight pants or short skirt who deliberately jack their thong up like it’s some kind of fashion accessory, because I guess when you’re a slut, you’re underwear becomes the most expensive or luxurious part of your wardrobe and you want the world to know that you’re a new woman, who is wearing underwear that no matter how many drinks you buy her, she probably won’t suck your dick or let you take that underwear off with your mouth, unless you are the bartender. She is the kind of slut who goes to the tanning salon to get thong tan line because she thinks it’s sexy to look like she’s wearing a thong at all times by skin discoloration effects. All I know is that the real sluts out there aren’t wearing underwear, they are too busy shoving things inside their cunt. So despite Kelly Brook having been a half naked model we all want to fuck but settled with Billy Zane’s penis, she’s not an official slut, just a poser and here is her thong.

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