Everyone is ripping on Scary Spice’s bikini pics because they think she looks like a fuckin’ wreck. Her last pics showed off some sort of growth or rash on her ass and the truth is that’s the kind of girl I am into. I think she looks pretty fuckin’ tight for a 30 something year old with a kid. It looks like the only damage done to her is an excessive amount of drinking and drugs, and if you were a retired Spice Girl with lots of money and not much to do with yourself, other than star on shitty reality TV shows about dancing, you’d be on drugs too.

The truth is that I like my women lookin’ like street whores because it helps me live out a whole lot of fantasies without having to deal with the smells or insanity that comes with letting a crack whore in your house and that’s why these bikini pics are the hottest thing to hit since the last time I punched my wife in the face for crossing the line. Unfortunately for me, my wife is twice my size and she didn’t get as into me trying to beat her up as I thought she would so she ended up pulling some kind of wrestling move that I didn’t think she had the stamina to do, leaving me bruised and bed ridden for 3 days, but it was worth it because it kept her off my jock and having her try to hustle my dick is pretty fuckin’ scary…a hell of a lot scarier than Scary Spice in a bikini.

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