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The Friday Guessing game of the day is what size jeans Kim Kardashian wears. I am going with a size 32, which may not sound too big if you’re a dude and buying a new pair of Dockers for the company picnic, but women are a size 27 on average, proving my point that she’s fat, by not proving anything because I have no idea what her actual size is, I am just speculating because this girl has a fat ass and needs to stop being the useless lazy whore I saw in her sex tape and start being a little more active, since obesity is the number one killer today and if the rest of her body follow her asses lead, she’s in for a mess, I’m just trying to save her. I’m a hero like that.

Just the other day I saw a girl frantically searching for a tampon because she didn’t have one and we weren’t near any stores and she had no money on her even if there were stores near by. So, I offered her my penis, mouth and fingers to help her out, sure they aren’t absorbent, but I figure if you’re going to stick anything in your vagina it might as well be me. She ended up agreeing to taking my dirty sock, because I guess she thought it was better than nothing. In the next 4-6 weeks, she’ll realize that it definitely was the wrong choice because lets face it, I am not the most hygienic and even my feet try to keep me from wearing socks with all the scabs, blisters and rashes and god only knows if any of those are contagious…..

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http://boycottperezhilton.com yo

I can’t see the fucking pictures
shark romeo

such a big ass, i like it… even bigger than my girl… i knew the girl on pubspa dotcom, the second day i began to date her and brought her home, and … so, now she is mine, that’s all, she often asks me why i choose her, i just said your big ass, ahah?? i like them..
JD

Gross!!! When did being fat become supposedly sexy.
Jesse

She is cute and sexy. She is also my favorite. I saw her profile on millionaire&celeb dating site “SeekingRich.com”
last week. It is said she is dating a young billionaire on that site now.
http://www.myspace.com/phillipmccracken Phillip McCracken

im fat. and id NEVER go anywhere NEAR a chick bigger than me.

WhoreRaat is a fucking Pig. always will be. nothing worse than a disgusting plastic pig.
Bob Bowie

That looks like a grandmother’s ass in the first pic. Yuk.
spinsycle

nasty, not curvy, not pretty…..bitch needs to do some squats and lunges to make her ass nice
http://myspace.com/frothyafterbrith Frothy Afterbirth

Her dumper looks fine to me, I kind a like her curves though her elbows are like those of a 50 year old woman so she drops 10 hotness points out of 100.
Jason

What a Skank! Im not sure who wants an Ass that damn big. What in the hell did this stupid slut ever do to become a Celebrity? I hate people like this, her only claim to fame is being a big assed whore.
Cliff

dude i don’t give a fuck what ya’ll say i’d bang the fuck out of her and take all that money she’s gotten from being famous for nothing.
grand wizard

there is only one thing to do a skanky ass like that & that is stick a baseball bat up it.what else would you expect from a nigger luvin whore
like her,waste of fucking space
Debo

Hey man, Kim is smokin hot! She is definitely in my Top 5 celebs. I like her big booty. Booyah!
jmac

Dont hate what you dont understand..if you ever fuc a girl with an ass like that….Youll love it forever.. KK has a perfect body…almost as hot as her younger sister!
Cool J

She also has a fat head to go with her shitty attitude.
Da Hui

that ass is fat because all the dick she’s had in it. Everybody in LA that’s ever cracked a rhyme has fucked her in the ass, she can’t even remember who or how many. When she bends over it gapes BEFORE it gets dick, naturally. NO THANKS, I’LL PASS.
billy

if having a fat arse is hot then my middle aged wife is fuck me sexy,,maybe one of you cross eyed mother fucking nigger loving americans can come and take the bitch out of my house!!!!!!
david

there is no doubt that lil kimmy is a white trash sperm bank queen, and she does have a serious fat ass, and it will only get fatter. she will always be known as a slut whore and no one respectable in any way would want to be photographed with that pig, including me!
feiyi

I think I’ve ever saw her on ☆☆☆ wealthyromanceS.Com ☆☆☆☆ It’s a place for romancing with the rich & celeb….
verity

no shit she has a massive ass…

some of these men who comment must not get very much female attention judging by what they say. anybody would be wrapt to have a gf that looked like her… how warped are you people? what exactly do you think is attractive? parisite hilton?
kim has a beautiful face, perfect boobs and hips in the right place… just that ass, ugh…

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