The good news for you guys is that Vanessa Hudgens dates fags and since you’re pretty much as big a fag as they come, that should give you hope, because I know that you still like girls deep down inside, they are just so much less willing to have sex with you than a barebackin’ bear in the bathouse who pretty much has no standards and a raging boner.

Either way, this is her ass crack at the airport and I am not sure where she’s going, but I wish I did so that I could let you know so that you can go hang outside her hotel room and make her sing your dick just because he’s a huge fan of her work and High School Musical changed your life by making you want to go back to High School but only if you could do it in song.

I don’t know why I am posting these since seeing ass crack makes me think of fat men in jeans that are a couple sizes too small but haven’t accepted that they are fat fucks yet and insist on wearing them and not of the gateway to a young, willing 18 year old nude model/actress/singer triple threat in no panties because just a few inches away is her box. But that’s just because I don’t find Hudgens anything special, she looks like a monkey and I’d still let her throw feces at me from her cage while I jerk off, but that’s pretty much it. I may not have standards but I don’t do beastiality….

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