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Mary Carey and Her Retarded Tits of the Day

There was something that happened in porn in the 90s that is still going on today because I guess the same old perverts are still buying the movies that made girls think that turning their tits into some kind of disgusting through surgery, dying their hair blond and fucking on camera was all it would take to make them appealing to all men like some kind of low budget sex symbol. In their minds they are hot and more desirable than Marilyn Monroe was in her time without realizing that they are nothing more than glorified hookers and strippers that are just tools in making lonely dudes cum. I guess when you’re a high school drop out from a small town who was molested as a child, delusion is the only way to really live with your worthless self and fake tits are the only way to distract people from the cancer that you know is brewing inside you but don’t want to admit so you just play dumb. I guess i know nothing about this shit, but I do know that Mary Carey’s tits are retarded and that you like tits even if they are on retards so I am posting them.

  • peter

    I’d still stick my enormous 4 incher between them. Tits are tits.

  • adam

    Lonely has nothing to do with it. Wither I’m getting laid or not, I still watch porn. I don’t appreciate the insult.

  • Jar

    Looong time reader here, never commented but ive been here for while, but the flynet shit got me into the comments… it looks like the fag couple over there at flynet is gettin told the bizness… fuckin crybabies… respect to ya jesus! we need drunkenstepfather.com in our lives, just ask ur readers to help & im sure we can cause a mothalfuckin rukus. i say everyone who wants to save the site spit there discontent for the crybabies at “HandIntThereGayLoversFLYnet.com” peace & hopin to be readin the site for long ass time.

  • uwe

    she was really hot with the orginal tits, those I would have loved to play with, but I am a dude, so I go for the new ones to, tho they look nasty.. as said above, tits are tits…

  • http://celebdump.blogspot.com david

    Wow, she’s pretty ugly for a pornstar o.O

  • What? Are You Kidding Me?

    Who are you some kind of turd-splitter? If you are lucky enough to get your hands on those things, grab the shit out of them!

  • http://myspace.com/peaceandlovecampastyle josé

    you hit it right on the money about this woman. she’s gross and stupid and if i had the worst case of blue balls known to mankind i still would never jack it to this woman. i have SOME dignity.

  • Angelo

    soooo…what’s wrong with “glorified hookers and strippers”? I love ‘m all! And like Adam says…Lonely has got nothing to do with it!






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