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Cameron Diaz is the new GQ cover girl and I think she’s lookin’ pretty good. She’s always had a good body with long legs and I guess that’s the reason Justin Timberlake used her to be his pretend girlfriend so that we didn’t catch onto him being a fag. You know anyone who dances like that’s either into little boys or big boys or pretty much anything with a penis and it is with my expert opinion that Cameron Diaz doesn’t have a penis but she does look like she likes penis with makes the whole thing pretty confusing to me. Since I am hungover, I’ll leave this post like this. I decided that I have nothing else to say about it. Speaking of confusing - WATCH THIS

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krabbi

Holy god, I am scared for life after that fucked up video. thanks a lot!
allen45245

That video would have been a good one for Halloween. One of the strangest I’ve ever seen.
http://www.myspace.com/phillipmccracken Phillip McCracken

thank god for photoshop, Eh Cameron?
Jerry

Dat is fucked up!
Amanda

Jesus Christ, Jesus! (yes the second Jesus was for you) You needed a warning about that damn video. That wasn’t just confusing, it was Goddamn terrifying. I might have night terrors over that shit! Yeah…you rock.
ass

Her body is mint, but her face needs to be concealed using a brown paper bag.
stupid*people*should*die

if it wasnt for photoshop most of these bitches would be selling burgers & fries
http://www.meandmy3girls.com BJ

MY EYES, MY EYES! I will never recover from this …never ever…going to send you my therapist’s billSSS!!!
bobbyfro

saw her at the liquor store once: has hella bad pock marks. real fug.
goat35

im a dude with a pussy hahahaha wtf
Viqster

Talk about air brushing…..lol………she is not that good looking in real life. You should see her without makeup, looks more like George Bush.
me

DRUNKEN STEPFATHER SUCKS!!!!!!! GO DELIVER PIZZAS BITCH
J

wow… I bet the photoshopping took weeks…. because this bitch is nasty without the makeup and computer enhancements
http://bojangles.com Pratik

As soon as he said “I’m a dude with a pussy…” I clicked the X button as if it said “Click here for $100 billion dollars and getting laid with any chick you want whenever you want with no strings attached for all eternity!!”
Sprmcandy

She is a pretty lady, looong killer legs big time.
http://automaticdogfooddispenser.com Randell Beger

Is Cameron Diaz going out with A-Rod? They’re two unattached, consenting adults and they are allowed to do any thing they wish to do. At least they’re not wed and playing about on their other halves.

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